[Two Nazi planes fire on our heroes who have managed to take a biplane.]
Indiana: Dad, you're going to have to use the machinegun! Eleven-o-clock! Dad, eleven-o-clock!
Henry: [Pulls out his watch.] What happens at eleven-o-clock?
Henry Jones: Those people are trying to kill us.
Indiana Jones: I know Dad!
Henry Jones: It's a new experience for me.
Indiana Jones: It happens to me all the time!
Henry Jones: I didn't know you could fly a plane!
Indiana Jones: Fly, yes! Land? No!
Henry: I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Might my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky.
[After flying through the burning wreckage of the plane that passed them in the tunnel.]
Henry: Well, they don't come any closer than that.
[Nazis burst into the room where Indiana and Henry are, and they put their hands up.]
Nazi: Dr. Jones?
Indiana and Henry: [at the same time] Yes?
Paul Armstrong: Why is every fucking thing the real world except teaching?
Paul Armstrong: Even if you don't have a condition, you might have a situation.
Blair Sullivan: You a killer too?
Paul Armstrong: Me? No.
Blair Sullivan: You never been in a war?
Paul Armstrong: No.
Blair Sullivan: Korea? Vietnam? You ever do a little hit and run with the BMW? Never told the wifey to get an abortion? A little piece o' chicken on the side - here's $300 dollars doll face, get taken care of.
Paul Armstrong: If that's a confession then my ass is a banjo.
Daniel Dravot: You have our permission to bugger off.
Daniel Dravot: Now listen to me you benighted muckers. We're going to teach you soldiering. The world's noblest profession. When we're done with you, you'll be able to slaughter your enemies like civilized men.
Daniel Dravot: The slut bit me.
Daniel Dravot: Peachy, I'm heartily ashamed for gettin' you killed instead of going home rich like you deserved to, on account of me bein' so bleedin' high and bloody mighty. Can you forgive me?
Peachy Carnehan: That I can and that I do, Danny, free and full and without let or hindrance.
Daniel Dravot: Everything's all right then.
Daniel Dravot: The more tribes, the more they'll fight, and the better for us.
Mark Rutland: Before I was drafted into Rutland's Miss Taylor, I had notions of being a zoologist. I still try to keep up with my field.
Marnie Edgar: Zoos?
Mark Rutland: Instinctual behavior.
Marnie Edgar: A lady's instinct too?
Marnie Edgar: Can't you understand? Isn't it plain enough? I cannot bear to be handled.
Mark Rutland: By anybody? Or just me?
Marnie Edgar: You... Men.
Mark Rutland: Really? You didn't seem to mind at my office that day, or at the stables. And all this last week i've handled you.
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