Quotes from Samuel L. Jackson movies and TV shows - page 8 of 8

John Shaft: I'm gonna fuck you up for making me run.

John Shaft: This is Detective Vasquez. She's.
Carmen Vasquez: She's unavailable at the moment.

John Shaft: You know me. It's my duty to please that booty.

Neville Flynn: Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Norman Goodman: I would be happy if Jerry had no emotions whatsoever. Because the thing of it is once you go down that road... here's Jerry, an emotional being cooped up for 300 years with no one to talk to... none of the socialization, the emotional growth that comes from contact with other emotional beings.
Harry: So...?
Norman Goodman: What happens if Jerry gets mad?

Harry: Whatever it is, it was inside the Sphere. Now it's out, free to act.

Barnes: Ask him for his last name.
Harry: What?
Barnes: I want a full name for my report. I'm not putting in my report that I lost a crew member on a deep-sat expedition to find an alien named "Jerry."

Harry: So that's what the little green men are saying now?"Take me to your therapist"?

Harry: Follow the yellow brick road.

Nick Fury: Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference.

Nick Fury: We have a job to do, and you're coming with us.
Peter Parker: There's gotta be someone else you can use. What about Thor?
Nick Fury: Off-world.
Peter Parker: Doctor Strange
Maria Hill: Unavailable.
Peter Parker: Captain Marvel.
Nick Fury: Don't you invoke her name!
Peter Parker: I'm just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
Nick Fury: Bitch, please! You've been to space.

Nick Fury: How's the suit?
Peter Parker: It's a little tight around the ol' web-shooter.

Mace Windu: You are under arrest, Chancellor.
Senator Palpatine: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

Carl Lee Hailey: Looney? Dwayne? I made Ozzie bring me. Shit, Dwayne. We knowed each other since childhood. It's my fault. No matter what gets said in court. I knew what I was doing, and I sure didn't intend to hurt you, but just them two boys. I know it don't mean much now, but I'm sorry.

Turbo: Are you crazy?
Whiplash: Yeah, I'm crazy! What made you think I was sane?

Elijah Price: Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake. In the comics, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain is going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And sometimes they're friends, just like you and me. I should have known way back when. You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr. Glass.

Augustus Gibbons: Let me simplify it for you. Kick some ass, get the girl, and try to look dope while you do it.
Xander Cage: I could definitely make that work.