Quotes from Samuel L. Jackson movies and TV shows

Gerald Olin: You do drink don't you?
Mike Enslin: Of course. I just said I was a writer.

Mike Enslin: Is 1408 a smoking room?
Gerald Olin: As a matter of fact, it is. Yes.
Mike Enslin: Good, one less worry in the watches of the night.
Gerald Olin: Care for a cigar?
Mike Enslin: No thank you, I don't smoke.

Gerald Olin: The causes of death in 1408 range from heart attack, stroke, drowning.
Mike Enslin: Drowning?
Gerald Olin: Yes, one Mr. Grady Miller drowned in his chicken soup.
Mike Enslin: That's hard to do, h - how did he do that?
Gerald Olin: How indeed.

Trevor Garfield: Has anybody read 'Animal Farm'?
Cesar: No, but I fucked a sheep once.

Trevor Garfield: Your whole way of life is bullshit! Macho is bullshit.
Cesar: It's all I got.

Trevor Garfield: You gonna hide behind your chickenshit homeboys? Where's your pride?

Trevor Garfield: Are you willing to die for stupidity Cesar? Cause ya see I am, if it'll teach you something.

Andrew Sterling: What comes around, goes around.

Nick Fury: There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, so when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could.

Nick Fury: Meanwhile, is there anything about the Tesseract that we ought to know?
Steve Rogers: You should have left it in the ocean.

Loki: I am Loki, of Asgard, and I am burdoned with glorious purpose.
Nick Fury: We have no quarrel with your people.
Loki: An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
Nick Fury: Are you planning to step on us?

Thor: Loki is a prisoner.
Nick Fury: Then why do I feel like he is the only person on this boat who wants to be here?

Nick Fury: You should be out celebrating. Seeing the world.
Steve Rogers: When I went under, the world was at war. I wake up, they say we won. They didn't say what we lost.

Nick Fury: Where's Agent Barton?
Erik Selvig: The Hawk? Up in his nest, as usual.

Nick Fury: Until such time where the world ends, we will act like it intends to spin on.

Nick Fury: You think you're the only hero in the world?

Maria Hill: Director Fury, the Council has made a decision.
Nick Fury: I recognise the Council has made a decision, but given that is a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

Nick Fury: Having trouble sleeping?
Steve Rogers: I've been asleep for 70 years, sir. I think I've had enough rest.

Loki: How desperate are you that you would call upon such lost creatures to defend you?
Nick Fury: You've made me very desperate.

Sgt. Nathan West: As some of you may have heard, there is a hurricane warning tonight. Well, Rangers do not wait on good weather. Rangers do not wait for bright sun shiny days. Oh, no. Rangers are trained to operate in the worst possible conditions, and takes those conditions and turns them against their enemies. You each have one rifle, one side arm, and one white phosphorous grenade. This is a live E&E, so please keep those weapons safetied, so you are not to shoot off your nonexistent dicks.