Quotes from Samuel L. Jackson movies and TV shows - page 4 of 8

Zeus: Now, you got about ten seconds before those guys see you. And when they do, they will kill you! You understand? You are about to have a very bad day.

Stephen: You said you ain't know him.
Broomhilda: Huh?
Stephen: I said, "You said you ain't know him."
Broomhilda: I don't.
Stephen: Yes, you do.
Broomhilda: Mister Stephen, I don't.
Stephen: Why is you lying to me?
Broomhilda: I ain't.
Stephen: Then why is you cryin'?
Broomhilda: You scaring me.
Stephen: Why is I'm scarin' you?
Broomhilda: Because you're scary.

Louis Batiste: Men fought for the privilege of saying her name.

Louis Batiste: To a certain type of woman, I am a hero. I need to be a hero.

Roz Batiste: Which one of your patients you going to see, Louis?
Louis Batiste: Woman, go get your palm read and let me do my work.

Rumbo: Hey. Hey! What's going on?
Young Fluke: I guess I was dreaming.
Rumbo: You were what?
Young Fluke: Uh, dreaming. I was seeing pictures inside my head.
Rumbo: Pictures ain't got no business being inside your head. Next time you just growl and chase 'em away.
Young Fluke: Rumbo, have you always been a dog?
Rumbo: What you talkin' about? What else could I have been?
Young Fluke: I don't know. A human.
Rumbo: A two-legger? Me?

Lorenzo Council: Kiss my ass, brotherfucker.

Garfield: Is it no Monday? Because it feels like a Monday.
Vic: It's Thursday.
Garfield: Not to me it isn't!

Vic: Have you ever jumped into a moving train, Junior?
Garfield: I've never jumped.

Major Marquis Warren: Move a little strange, you're gonna get a bullet. Not a warning, not a question...a bullet.

Major Marquis Warren: When the handbill says "dead or alive", the rest of us just shoot you in the back from up on top a perch somewhere and bring you in dead over a saddle. When John Ruth the Hangman catches you...you hang.

John Ruth: No one said this job was supposed to be easy.
Major Marquis Warren: Nobody said it's supposed to be that hard, either.

SWAT Leader: We are prepared for any assault.
[Kincaid headbutts him.]
Darius Kincaid: You prepared for that assault, motherfucker?

Darius Kincaid: Are you using pepper spray?
Michael Bryce: I'm on sabbatical.

Darius Kincaid: Are you using pepper spray?
Michael Bryce: I'm on sabbatical.

Frozone: Honey?
Honey: What?
Frozone: Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?
Frozone: Where is my super suit?
Honey: I uh - put it away.
Frozone: Where?
Honey: Why do you need to know?
Frozone: I need it!
Honey: Nuh uh! Don't you think about running off to do some derrin' do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Frozone: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Frozone: You tell me where my suit is woman! We are talking the greater good!
Honey: I am your wife! I am the greatest 'good' you are ever gonna get.

Bob Parr: You can't run out of ice! I thought you could take the water out of the air!
Frozone: There IS no water in this air! What's your excuse, you've run out of muscle?
Bob Parr: I can't just go smashing through walls, the building getting weaker by the second, it's going to fall on top of us!
Frozone: I wanted to go bowling!

Bob Parr: Do you want to catch a robber?
Frozone: No. To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing, just to shake things up.

Nick Fury: Sir! I'm going to have to ask you to exit the donut!

Ordell Robbie: See, that shit works my nerves, you being all buddy-buddy with that motherfucker.
Jackie Brown: If I wasn't so buddy-buddy with that motherfucker, none of this would work.