Quotes from Mark Wahlberg movies and TV shows - page 2 of 5

Dignam: This is unbelievable. Who put the fuckin' cameras in this place?
Police Camera Tech: Who the fuck are you?
Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.

Dignam: My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark.

Dignam: My people are out there. They're like fuckin' Indians. You're not gonna see 'em you're not gonna hear about 'em except from me or Captain Queenan. You will not ever know the identity of undercover people. Unfortunately, this shithole has more fuckin' leaks than the Iraqi Navy.
Ellerby: Fuck yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from fuckin' your wife.
Ellerby: How's your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from fuckin' my father.

Oliver Queenan: Do you know what we do here? My section?
Billy Costigan: Sir, yes, sir. I have an idea...
Dignam: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's say you have no idea and leave it at that, okay? No idea. Zip. None. If you had an idea of what we do, we would not be good at what we do, now would we? We would be cunts. Are you calling us cunts?
Oliver Queenan: Staff Sergeant Dignam has a style of his own. I'm afraid we all have to get used to it.

More The Departed quotes

Stuart Long: Like anything, it's the struggle that brings you closer to God. I never shied away from no fight. Teaching priests to rat on suffering men, they're getting closer to Judas than Jesus.

Bill Long: You're gonna wake the whole damn neighborhood.
Stuart Long: This ain't no neighborhood. This is a trailer park. They ought to thank me for the wake-up call. Get their asses up to find a job. Early bird gets the worm! Ain't you all heard?

Stuart Long: Hear me out. All our outer nature's wasting away. But our inner nature is being renewed every day. This life, no matter how long it lasts, is a momentary affliction preparing us for eternal glory. We shouldn't pray for an easy life, but the strength to endure a difficult one. Because the experience of suffering is the fullest expression of God's love. It is a chance to be closer to Christ.

Bill Long: I never did like wearing these things. Ain't done one of these since your brother's funeral. Still got your mother's makeup on it.
Stuart Long: You got another one coming up.

Carmen: Have you considered all this entails? Heh. Abstaining from booze and beatings, not to mention sex?
Stuart Long: You showed me I could do it.
Carmen: No, I showed you, you could wait.

Stuart Long: You get back what you put out there, Bill.
Bill Long: Is that why God gave you an incurable disease?
Stuart Long: You called it. You always said I was a degenerate.

Carmen's Dad: You know, Stuart, in my country, men crawl on their hands and knees to the statue a la santisima Virgen Maria. I expect no less devotion to my daughter.
Stuart Long: Well, it's a good thing I got a carpet, huh?

Stuart Long: God gave you the talent. It's a sin not to use it.

More Father Stu quotes

Nicole Walker: Isn't this the car they stopped making 'cause it, I don't know, blows up or something?
David McCall: Guess that's why I got her.

More Fear quotes

Neville Baraka: What about your family?
Jim Bennett: I got all I could get.
Neville Baraka: Can I get the money from them? If I send you to Mexico, you know, 'Oh my God! I don't know what happened to him!' Get my friend Valario to mail 'em your dick.
Jim Bennett: My family don't make the money because they pay up easily.
Neville Baraka: Apparently that's genetic.

Roberta: I've said goodbye before to people I love.
Jim Bennett: Yeah, whatever did happen to Dad?

Jim Bennett: You're born as a man with the nerves of a soldier, the apprehension of an angel.

Jim Bennett: I could stand here, stark naked, and I could yell AS loud AS I want, and nobody would care.

More The Gambler quotes

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