Quotes from Leslie Nielsen movies and TV shows - page 3 of 3

Veronique Ukrinsky, Agent 3.14: Have a nice flight, and I wish you adieus.
Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: Thank you, but I am quite satisfied with the do I have.

Uncle Albert: With great power comes...
Rick Riker: Great responsibility?
Uncle Albert: Actually, I was gonna say bitches.

Uncle Albert: How can you say that? I've been like a father to you! I raised you, just like your father did! I believed in you, just like your father did! I slept with your mother, just like your father did!

Ryan Harrison: These are on sale, right?
Roman: Sure, yeah. $32.50, okay? You betcha, sure.

Ryan Harrison: Your lies are like bananas. They come in big yellow bunches.

Lauren Goodhue: I've never missed one of your concerts. Hibbing, however, wasn't at Friday's.
Hibbing Goodhue: It was a high colonic.
Ryan Harrison: Yes, a Jewish holiday. Mazel tov.

Ryan Harrison: My head is spinning like a dreidel in a sandstorm.

Ryan Harrison: Sit down, Pancakes. Of all the women in all the world, you had to walk into mine.
Cass Lake: I'm sure if we just talk all night, we can work this out.
Ryan Harrison: Sure, Slappy. Let's pull out that wad of cotton and get right to the aspirin. You hired a hit man. You wanted Hibbing dead. I saw the two of you arguing. And you were sizzling like a wiener on a hibachi.

Cass Lake: Cass Lake.
Ryan Harrison: No, Ryan Harrison. You're mixing me up with some woman.

Ryan Harrison: Don't move. I've got a gun. Not here, but I got one.

Cass Lake: You see, I think she's my sister.
Ryan Harrison: Sister?
Cass Lake: It's like a brother, only you do each other's hair.

Ryan Harrison: We can go away right now. I pack light. Everything we need is right here in my pants.