Nelson Wright: Philosophy failed. Religion failed. Now it's up to the physical sciences.
Nelson Wright: You bring the equipment, I'll bring my balls.
Nelson Wright: Everything matters, everything we do matters.
Ben Carson: You polish them?
Lorenzo Sapelli: I'm sorry?
Ben Carson: The mirrors. They're so clean.
Lorenzo Sapelli: Oh, no, that's Gary. Gary Lewis. The fella who's been working here before you. He was completely obsessed with these damn mirrors. Spent the entire night cleaning them.
Ben Carson: I know who did this.
Amy Carson: Well in that case, you've gotta tell Larry everything.
Ben Carson: He'll never believe me. Neither will you.
The Caller: If you have to ask, you're not ready to know yet.
The Caller: Deception can't go unrewarded.
The Caller: Wait till it goes national. ABC, CBS, CNN, UPN, you're gonna have the whole alphabet.
The Caller: Come on, Stu! Don't you get the game yet?
The Caller: Stand up and be a man.
The Caller: The odds are even now, Stu. Isn't that what you wanted? You know where I am and you have a gun. If you have it in you, you can take me down.
Stu: Fuck! They'll kill me before I can get a shot at you.
The Caller: Ah, you're probably right. I wasn't really there anyway. You would've just spoiled some nice lady's curtains.
The Caller: You can't understand the pain of betrayal until you've been betrayed.
The Caller: You'd shoot me if you had the chance, wouldn't you?
Stu: With a big fucking smile on my face.
The Caller: There's the spirit.
The Caller: Do you see the tourists with their video cameras, hoping the cops will shoot you so they can sell the tape to Goriest Police Shoot-outs?
The Caller: This is exciting. You get to choose between them. Kelly. Pam. BAM BAM.
The Caller: It's not in your best interest to disconnect me.
Stu: Where? Where are you?
The Caller: There are hundred of windows out there. Why don't you check them out?
Stu: Don't you dare fucking hurt her.
The Caller: Don't I dare?
The Caller: What they don't know, we do to them in our minds, isn't that right?
Stu: You sick fuck.
The Caller: Perfect violation.
The Caller: Think about it. Why would a guy with a cell phone call a woman everyday from a phone booth?
Pamela McFadden: He said it was quiet.
The Caller: Pam, that's just stupid.
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