Quotes from Kiefer Sutherland movies and TV shows

Day 6: 6:00 AM - 7:00 AM - S6-E1

Jack Bauer: Do you understand the difference between dying for something and dying for nothing? The only reason I fought so hard to stay alive in China was because I didn't want to die for nothing. Today, I can die for something.

Season 1 generally

Jack Bauer: I've killed two people since midnight. I haven't slept in over 24 hours. So maybe you should be a little more afraid of me than you are now.

9:00 A.M.-10:00 A.M. - S1-E10

Jack Bauer: I used to be in the military. Used to do field work for the CIA. I've been to some horrible places. I've seen some pretty terrible things. I don't think I've ever been this scared in my whole life.

[Jack and Tony are talking over a cellphone. Jack is trying to convince Tony not to kill Christopher Henderson.]
Jack: Tony! This won't bring back Michelle.
Tony: I know, but it will make me feel better.
Jack: Trust me, you won't.
Tony: Yeah, I probably won't. I'll let you know.

Day 3: 2:00 P.M.-3:00 P.M. - S3-E2

[Jack has just shot Nina in the stomach, knocking her to the floor.]
Jack Bauer: You don't have any more useful information, do you, Nina?
Nina Meyers: [inching towards her gun.] I do...I do.
Jack Bauer: No, you don't. [Shoots Nina three more times.].

Day 2: 5:00 A.M.-6:00 A.M. - S2-E22

Sherry Palmer: Who are you calling?
Jack Bauer: CTU. I am a sworn Federal agent, Mrs. Palmer. You just confessed to a federal crime.

Day 6: 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM - S6-E3

Hamri Al-Assad: I do not work with my enemies.
Jack Bauer: You're working with one now.

Day 6: 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM - S6-E5

Graem Bauer: Actually, you're hurting me right now.
Jack Bauer: Trust me. I'm not.

Jack Bauer: the only reason you're still concious is because I don't want to have to carry you.

10:00 P.M.-11:00 P.M. - S1-E23

Sherry Palmer: You've got to be kidding.
Jack Bauer: I've never been more serious in my life.

Ssiscool ★

Frank Tramell: You have a choice.
Jack Bauer: I don't have a choice, you son of a bitch.

Joan Vollmer: So, do they have ruins down in Guatemala?
William S. Burroughs: It's all ruins. Or it all will be, given enough time.
Joan Vollmer: Ah, just like people.
William S. Burroughs: Yes. But people decay more promptly than Mayan temples.

The First Day - S1-E2

Seth Wright: Mr. President.
Tom Kirkman: You don't need to get up every time I walk into a room. I'm not the Queen.
Seth Wright: No, sir. Virtually no resemblance.

Cubs Fan ★

The First Day - S1-E2

Tom Kirkman: D.C. police called the White House switchboard, wanted to confirm that you worked here. What happened this morning?
Seth Wright: What happened in Michigan. What always happens. When people don't know who their enemy is, they start with people who look like me.

Cubs Fan ★

Tom Kirkman: What do you want me to do, General, declare war? Why not. 40 minutes ago, they showed me the nuclear football. I guess I've had it long enough to try it out.

John Buckner: You want to know why, Mr. Walker? Because from here to Spokane, you and I are joined at the hip. You do what I say when I say it. You don't even take a piss without me watching. If you try to escape, I'm authorized to stop you any way I see fit. Do I make myself clear?
Huey Walker: Don't worry, kid. I won't give you no exuse to blow me away.
John Buckner: That's good.
Huey Walker: Hey, do you want to watch me piss now?

Huey Walker: You know, Buckner, if it hadn't've been for you, I'd be in a warm cell right now.
John Buckner: Yeah, being beaten by a nice, warm, rubber hose.

Nelson Wright: Everything matters, everything we do matters.

Nelson Wright: You bring the equipment, I'll bring my balls.

Nelson Wright: Philosophy failed. Religion failed. Now it's up to the physical sciences.