Tom Brand: How'd I get into this?
Felix Grant: You haven't been there for your family. You're gonna be stuck inside this cat until you makes things right.
Tom Brand: But I hate cats.
Felix Grant: That's what makes this so perfect.
Tom Brand: Because I'm your daddy.
Casey Schuler: How many brain cells did I kill?
Sam Daniels: How many? About a billion.
Casey Schuler: Oh, now I'm only as smart as you.
Sam Daniels: What can we give him to kill his sense of humor?
Casey Schuler: I hate this bug.
Sam Daniels: Oh, come on, Casey. You have to admire its simplicity. It's one billionth our size and it's beating us.
Casey Schuler: So, what do you want to do, take it to dinner?
Sam Daniels: No.
Casey Schuler: What, then?
Sam Daniels: Kill it.
Casey Schuler: I hate them willies, they ought to call them the Sams don't you think?
Casey Schuler: You want a hotshot scope-jockey, fine, but, frankly, I'm hurt.
Quoyle: What are we doing here?
Agnis: Makin' a future.
Lex Luthor: Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share their power with mankind.
Lex Luthor: C'mon, let me hear you say it. Just once. C'mon.
Lois Lane: You're insane.
Lex Luthor: No! Not that! The other thing. C'mon.
Lois Lane: Superman will never-
Lex Luthor: WRONG!
Kitty: Wow. That's really something Lex.
Lex Luthor: Wait for it.
Kitty: Wow, that's really something Lex. It's freaking Gone with the Wind.
Lex Luthor: Kitty, what did my father always say?
Kitty: You're losing your hair?
Lex Luthor: Before that.
Kitty: Get out?
D.A. Rufus Buckley: Our society cannot condone men who take the law into their own hands.
Verbal Kint: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Verbal Kint: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well, I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me... Is Keyser Soze.
Verbal Kint: How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?
Verbal Kint: You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught, and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me. After that... My guess is you'll never hear from him again.
Verbal Kint: People say I talk too much.
Hockney: Yeah, I was just about to tell you to shut up.
Verbal Kint: Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee. Right off the trees, I mean. That was good. This is shit, but hey, I'm in a police station.
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