Quotes from Jeff Bridges movies and TV shows - page 5 of 7

W.F. Gerald: Find a window. Pounce.

Thomas Webb: You have 2 apartments?
W.F. Gerald: I'm rich, I'm a fucking Duke.

Duane Steinbrink: If you're looking for sympathy, the only place you're going to find it is in the dictionary, somewhere between shit and syphilis.

Duane Steinbrink: I know you boys are looking for sympathy. You'll find that in the dictionary somewhere between shit and syphilis.

Charles Howard: The horse is too small, the jockey too big, the trainer too old, and I'm too dumb to know the difference.

Charles Howard: You could be crippled for the rest of your life.
Red Pollard: I was crippled for the rest of my life. I got better. He made me better. Hell, you made me better.

Master Gregory: When you deal with dark, dark gets in you.

Starman: You are a strange species. Not like any other. And you would be surprised how many there are. Intelligent but savage. Shall I tell you what I find beautiful about you? You are at your very best when things are worst.

Jenny Hayden: What's it like up there?
Starman: It is beautiful. Not like this, but it is beautiful. There is only one language, one law, one people. There is no war, no hunger. The strong do not victimize the helpless. We are very civilized, but we have lost something, I think. You are all so much alive, all so different. I will miss the cooks and the singing and the dancing. And the eating! - - And the other things.

Starman: I gave you a baby tonight.

Starman: Shit.
Jenny Hayden: Don't mind him. He's just learning English.
Roadhouse Waitress: Well, he's got a hell of a start on it.

Starman: Define shit.

Starman: Environment: hostile.

Starman: Define love.
Jenny Hayden: Love is, um, it's when you care more for someone else than you do for yourself. But it's not just that, it's...it's when someone is a part of you. And when they...
Starman: What?
Jenny Hayden: Scott is dead. He was killed in an accident.

Starman: I must go.
Jenny Hayden: Take me with you!
Starman: I cannot.
Jenny Hayden: Please!
Starman: You will die there.
Jenny Hayden: I don't think I care.
Starman: I care. Now, tell me again how to say goodbye?
Jenny Hayden: Kiss me. And tell me you love me.
Starman: I love you.
Jenny Hayden: I'm not going to see you again, am I?
Starman: No.
Jenny Hayden: I love you.
Starman: Tell the baby about me.
Jenny Hayden: I will.

Burt Vickerman: Go get changed, warm up and join vault rotation.
Haley Graham: Uh, sorry. I accidentally burned all my leotards last year. Hope this is okay.

Frank: What's up your butt?
Burt Vickerman: What'd you say about my butt?
Poot: Whatever it is, it's sideways.

Haley Graham: Listen, I'll stay on one condition.
Burt Vickerman: Oh, this I gotta hear. Does it involve you and self-imposed silence?

Haley Graham: I heard you were strict about diet, but this is just rude.
Burt Vickerman: Hey, you piss where I eat, you don't eat.
Haley Graham: Oh, but you do? Does this mean you're eating my piss? Cause that's disgusting.

Melody: I didn't get your name.
Lightfoot: Well, I didn't give it to ya'. My name is Lightfoot.
Melody: "Lightfoot"?
Lightfoot: That's right.
Melody: That's a dumb name. I mean, what kind of person would name a kid that, ya' know?
Lightfoot: What's your name?
Melody: Melody.
Lightfoot: "Melody"? That's not a dumb name?.. Hey, maybe we had the same father?