Quotes from Jack Black movies and TV shows - page 3 of 5

Nacho: Those guys were a couple of wussies, eh?
Esqueleto: They scalped my hairs, okay? I look hideous. And you gave them permission to hurt me like this.
Nacho: But I couldn't have anybody see my face, Steven. Come on.

Nacho: Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?
Esqueleto: No.

Nacho: See that guy over there? That is Senior Ramon, he owns all the big arenas. We need to show him that we mean business. That we are ready for the 'big leagues'.

Sister Encarnación: Where are your robes, Ignacio?
Nacho: They were... stinky. These are my recreational clothes.
Sister Encarnación: They look expensive.
Nacho: Thank you. I mean... they might have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man we find... his... nucleus.
Sister Encarnación: Nucleus?

Nacho: You can take the stallion, I'll take the pony.
Esqueleto: I can't wrestle him.
Nacho: But you're tall and fast like a gazelle, you can do it. Pray to the Lord for strength.
Esqueleto: I don't believe in God, I believe in science.
Nacho: You have not been baptized?

Nacho: I am a-singing at the party / I am singing it's my turn to sing at this party / Everyone is dancing, happy party / But Ramses is not dancing he does not dance at the parties / Ramses' number one he knows the secret of desire / Ramses is the one, he puts the people all on fire.

Nacho: I'm a little concerned right now. About... your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?
Esqueleto: Because I never got around to it ok? I dunno why you always have to be judging me because I only believe in science.

Nacho: How did you find me in the wilderness?
Esqueleto: I saw you from the village.

Nacho: Chancho! I need to borrow some sweats.
Chancho: Are you leaving us?
Nacho: No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need to borrow some sweats.

Nacho: Those eggs were a lie, Steven. A LIE! They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients.
Esqueleto: Sorry.
Nacho: I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win.

Nacho: They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do.

Nacho: I'm not listening to you. You're crazy.

Nacho: So anyways, let's get down to the nitty gritty... Who is this Encarnación?

Sister Encarnación: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favourite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord. Hiking, play volleyball.
Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favourite thing to do, every day.

Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win.
Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat.

Nacho: Have you ever have you ever had feelings for a nun?

Sister Encarnación: Can I come in?
Nacho: No, people might get the wrong idea about you... Like maybe you are a floozy.

Esqueleto: I hate orphans.
Nacho: Say it to my face.
Esqueleto: I hate them.
Nacho: Come again?
Esqueleto: I hate all the orphans in the whole world.

Nacho: Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.

Wayne: So, Coach, how's your parole coming?
Coach Norton: Not good. The victim's whiny family keeps complaining.
J.D.: God! What is their problem?