Quotes from Jack Black movies and TV shows

Scrappy Holmes: So why did you leave the body there? It would seem to me that if you didn't want to get caught, you'd find some way to dispose of it.
Bernie Tiede: Oh, no, no. No, I could never do that. That was never my intention. Everyone deserves a proper burial. And I was... I was just waiting for my chance to give her one.

Brad Harris: There is going to be major fallout in a few hours.
Bill Clemont: Nuclear fallout?
Brad Harris: Bird fallout.

Nick Vanderpark: Spray some on my butt cause I just shit my pants.

Nick Vanderpark: C'est la vie, as the Romans say.

R.L. Stine: All the monsters I've ever created are locked inside these books. When they open.

Slappy: You have the right to remain... silent.

Hallway Player: Hello, Mr. Stine.
R.L. Stine: Hello, Mr. Black.

Lemuel Gulliver: Remember, there's no small jobs, just small people. Teeny, tiny, teeny little people.

Miles: You with me, Simpkins?
Iris: Miles. You really are an incredibly decent man.
Miles: I know. It's always been my problem.

Miles: Iris, if you were a melody... I used only the good notes.

Miles: Well, hello big dollop.

Miles: Okay. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to kiss you twice... and then linger a long time on the second kiss.

Miles: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to kiss you twice and then linger on the second one.

Iris: Because you're hoping you're wrong. And every time she does something that tells you she's no good, you ignore it. And every time she comes through and suprises you, she wins you over, and you lose that argument with yourself, that she's not for you.
Miles: Exactly, and on top of that there's the old standby, I can't believe a girl like that would actually be with a guy like me.

Miles: It's Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive.

The Jackal: How much?
Lamont: Well, the titanium's gonna be the problem. It's a listed material up here. It's gonna take some time, a little more money. Fifty grand?
Lamont: I mean, f-f-f, like well f-forty... Forty grand.
The Jackal: All right. Half now, half on delivery. (00:31:10)

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Lamont: I can't wait to see it fucki-
The Jackal: Lemont...Close your mouth. (00:56:50)

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The Jackal: Well, Lemont, gonna have to speed test it now.
Lamont: Mmm, speed test.
The Jackal: So... run.
Lamont: [Laughs] What do you mean?
The Jackal: I mean run... now. (00:58:30)

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The Jackal: Gonna need a place to test this though. Someplace that won't draw any attention.
Lamont: We got a place like that. We got a place just like that! [Snaps fingers]. (00:55:00)

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Lamont: [Out of breath] Targets in place... oh, man... maybe I should've brought some beer. (00:55:20)

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