Quotes from Hugh Grant movies and TV shows - page 3 of 4

Samuel Faulkner: Can't you give her something for the pain?
Dr. Kosevich: You don't want natural child birth?
Samuel Faulkner: No.
Dr. Kosevich: Okay, uh... You want Anastasia? Drugs, yes? Okay, valium.
Samuel Faulkner: Valium is no good for her.
Dr. Kosevich: No, for me.
Samuel Faulkner: No.

Greg: Orson Fortune. That is a sexy name. It is. You must fancy him a bit.

Greg: Celebrity Trojan horse. That's brilliant. It's classy.

Greg: You'll see in the left hand column there's a list of names and addresses of the people I believe you hold near and dear. In the right hand column there's a very exact time for when those people will be...um... What's a nice word for it, Danny?
Danny: Uh, "eviscerated."
Greg: Well that's not a very nice word, is it?

Keith: Although I was only gone for a few hours, I found myself missing you. Now, it's quite possible that if I'd stayed away a few more hours I'd have just completely got over that, but now we'll never know.

Holly Carpenter: Hey! I'm driving you home.
Keith Michaels: Wow. This is a full service restaurant.
Holly Carpenter: Well, you had two glasses and you had two at the bar. And if you die I don't get to take your course and it's gonna screw up my whole schedule.
Keith Michaels: What about my car?
Holly Carpenter: It's a Hyundai. It'll be there in the morning.

Jim: When I was younger, I thought having the perfect Shakespeare quote for every situation would make me beloved.
Keith Michaels: It's surprisingly unhelpful.
Jim: Yeah, it seems to really annoy people.

Andrea Stein-Rosen: I don't think I go that deep. That's what everybody keeps telling me, anyways.
Keith Michaels: Well, let's prove everybody wrong.

Keith Michaels: Everyone loves Betty White.

Karen: Do you realize how amazing this is? These people are the gods of our time.
Keith: Yeah, I'm not sure anyone in the Screen Actors Guild should really be called a god.
Karen: Every society back to ancient times had gods. I'm minoring in anthropology. First it was the stars and the sun, then the Greeks and Romans anthropomorphized them. Then, we had monotheism, and in today's culture our gods are celebrities.

David: So, you can see the difference between this Tintoretto and the earlier Byzantine painting we looked at? What would you say is the most significant difference?
Ray: Me? I'd say the frame's bigger here.

Helen Wade: Would you like anything?
George Wade: I'd love some Milk Duds.
Helen Wade: We don't have any, I could send out for one.
George Wade: Oh, no, don't be ridiculous. If you're going to send out, get a whole box.

George Wade: And did you tell Billy you loved him? Did you say, 'Billy, I love you'?

June Carter: Do you know what I like even more than chess?
George Wade: Pokémon?

George Wade: If you have to go, just... go.
Lucy Kelson: What? What am I, five years old? This is my car.
George Wade: It's only a Volvo.
Lucy Kelson: People just don't go in Volvos.
George Wade: I'll buy you another Volvo.
Lucy Kelson: No! Besides, that is the only thing you'll ever remember about me... that I'm the woman who went on the front seat.
George Wade: Well, that would be hard to forget.

George Wade: I find you... annoying.

George Wade: Divorce always gives me an appetite. Kabob?
Lucy Kelson: No thanks. I've never really warmed to the idea of a flesh popsicle.

George Wade: This whole project is worth about 50 million in profits.
Ruth Kelson: No offense, but I think it's immoral for one person to acquire that much wealth. How do you sleep at night?
George Wade: Well, I have a machine that simulates the sound of the ocean.
Larry Kelson: Do those really work?
George Wade: Oh, yes, quite well actually.

George Wade: I own the hotel, and I live there. My life is very much like Monopoly.

Lucy Kelson: You called everyone but Slurpee Heaven.
George Wade: That is not true. I did call Slurpee Heaven. They didn't want you. Heard you had attitude. Said you weren't "Slurpee" material.