Quotes from Helena Bonham Carter movies and TV shows

The Red Queen: You're right, Stayn. It is far better to be feared than loved.

The Mad Hatter: What a regrettably large head you have. I would very much like to hat it. I use to hat The White Queen, you know. Her head was so small.
The Red Queen: It's tiny. It's a pimple of a head.

Red Queen: Hello, Alice.
Mad Hatter: Aaahhh!

Red Queen: Oh, Alice, you always were an irksome, slurvish, interrupting thing! Hahahahaha!

Fairy Godmother: At the last stroke of midnight, the spell will be broken.
Cinderella: Midnight?
Fairy Godmother: Midnight.
Cinderella: That's more than enough time.

Fairy Godmother: Now off you go... for you shall go to the ball.

Barnabas Collins: What is that?
Dr. Julia Hoffman: It's a lamp.
Barnabas Collins: It looks like a pulsating blood urn.

Barnabas Collins: A woman doctor... What an age this is.
Dr. Julia Hoffman: Is he for real?

Bellatrix Lestrange: Well, well, well, look what we have here. It's Harry Potter. He's all bright, and shiny, and new again, just in time for the Dark Lord.

Bellatrix Lestrange: You stupid elf! You could have killed me!
Dobby the House Elf: Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim, or seriously injure!

Helen Schlegel: We're not odd, we're just over-expressive.

Ingrid Formanek: Say this - "La tapar, ana Sahaffi."
Robert Wiener: La tapar, ana Sahaffi.
Ingrid Formanek: Pretty good.
Robert Wiener: What does it mean?
Ingrid Formanek: "Don't shoot, I'm a journalist."

Victor Frankenstein: I haven't got time to argue.
Elizabeth: Oh, isn't it convenient? Or doesn't it fit in with your plans? Don't you ever think of anything or anyone than yourself?

Victor Frankenstein: And I'm frightened that if I tell you the truth, I'll lose you.
Elizabeth: You'll lose me if you don't.

Maud Watts: You a suffragette, Mrs. Ellyn?
Edith Ellyn: Yes, well I consider myself more a soldier, Mrs Watts.

Sweeney Todd: You have a room over the shop, don't you? If times are so hard, why don't you rent it out?
Mrs. Lovett: People think it's haunted.
Sweeney Todd: Haunted?
Mrs. Lovett: Yeah. And who's to say they're wrong? You see, years ago, something happened up there. Something not very nice.

Mrs. Lovett: Barker, his name was. Benjamin Barker.
Sweeney Todd: What was his crime?
Mrs. Lovett: Foolishness.

Mrs. Lovett: You've got to put the past behind you now. What's dead is dead, and life is for the alive my dear. We could have a life, us two. Maybe not like I dreamed, maybe not like you remember, but we could get by.

Mrs. Lovett: That's all very well, but what are we going to do about him? Hello? Can you hear me? Oh, you great useless thing.

Mrs. Lovett: You're barking mad! Killing a man what done ya no harm!
Sweeney Todd: He recognised me from the old days. Tried to blackmail me. Half me earnings.
Mrs. Lovett: Oh, well that's a different matter then. For a moment there I thought you lost your marbles. Ugh! All that blood. Poor bugger. Oh well!