Emma: That's a very serious face. You're not having a wee, are you?
Emma: I'm not lonely, I'm alone.
Emma: Either you are on coke or you got dysentery, either way ITS boring.
Emma: My hair smells like cheese - Monterey Jack.
Emma: I love you, Dex, so much. I just don't like you anymore. I'm sorry.
John Groberg: You know how far that light had to travel to shine on you?
Jean Sabin: I guess I don't.
John Groberg: 92,300,000 miles, give or take. You know what else?
Jean Sabin: What?
John Groberg: I think it was worth the trip.
Lilly Moscovitz: Does this popcorn taste like pears?
Mia Thermopolis: Mmm, Genovian specialty.
Mia Thermopolis: Oh my God, you're here.
Lilly Moscovitz: I know.
Mia Thermopolis: In Genovia.
Lilly Moscovitz: I know.
Mia Thermopolis: You're in my closet.
Lilly Moscovitz: Yeah.
Mia Thermopolis: You're blonde.
Lilly Moscovitz: I'm blonde.
Mia Thermopolis: Just because I didn't get my fairytale ending doesn't mean you shouldn't.
Nicholas Devereaux: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, with hair so fine. Come out your window, climb down the vine.
Mia Thermopolis: The feat you ask, dear sir, isn't easy. And I won't respond to that line, it's far too cheesy.
Mia Thermopolis: Just remember, you are a princess.
Mia Thermopolis: I thought you said you never slide?
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Oh I don't, but I have done a lot of flying in my day.
Nicholas Devereaux: I haven't danced with you since your birthday.
Mia Thermopolis: That's a fact, not a secret.
Nicholas Devereaux: The secret is, I still want to.
Mia Thermopolis: Oh, by the way, I'm getting married.
Lilly Moscovitz: To who?
Mia Thermopolis: I don't know.
Lady's Maid Brigitte: Princess Mia, a strange woman came in here and asked to hide in your closet so I let her.
Mia Thermopolis: Well, dear, that probably wasn't the best idea.
Mia Thermopolis: I have my own mall.
Mia: Somebody sat on me again.
Michael: Why me?
Mia: Because you saw me when I was invisible.
Kym: [Late to rehab meeting, knocking over a chair.] Cocksucker!
Kieran: Uh, only once. My dealer. I was very hard up for cash.
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