Quotes from Alec Baldwin movies and TV shows - page 3 of 4

Susie Waggoner: So... are you gonna tell me about it?
Frederick J. Frenger Jr.: Yeah, I'm gonna tell you about it. This straight life we've been living gave me a false sense of security. For a second I thought I was some kind of solid citizen or something.
Susie Waggoner: All I wanna know is what happened to you.
Frederick J. Frenger Jr.: Some guy in a blue Toyota pickup ran me over.
Susie Waggoner: I thought it must've been something like that.

Frederick J. Frenger Jr.: Now I'll tell you what. I want you to sew my eyebrow back on.

Professor Turner: She fucks like an epileptic at a strobe light convention.

Professor Turner: See I always knew your mom was the best it was ever going to get for me. And I never asked the more important question which is, was I the best it was ever going to get for her?

Professor Turner: The truth will set you free but before it does, it's gonna piss you off!

Peter Hoskins: What goes into one, Rita? A Long Island Iced Tea?
Rita Boyle: I'm sorry darling, I've forgotten.
Peter Hoskins: What, do you have it all written down behind the bar or something?
Rita Boyle: I'm on vacation.
Peter Hoskins: So you can't remember a drink recipe for something that I would like to order?
Rita Boyle: Peter, you're doing it again. You take a perfect situation and you pee all over it.

Peter Hoskins: Je hebt erg witte tanden.

North: He's up to something very bad. I feel it. In my belly.
Bunny: Hang on. Hang on. You mean to summon me here three days before Easter because of your belly?! If I did this three days before Christmas...
North: But Easter is not Christmas.
Bunny: Here we go. North, I don't have time for this. I still have 2,000,000 eggs to finish.
North: No matter how much you paint, it still egg.

North: A child who believes. And good or bad. Naughty or nice. We protect them.

North: The yetis treat you well?
Jack Frost: Oh, yeah. I love being shoved in a sack and tossed through a magic portal.
North: Oh, good. That was my idea.

The Shadow: The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.

Shiwan Khan: In three days, the entire world will hear my roar, and willingly fall subject to the lost empire of Shan Kahn. That is a lovely tie, by the way. May I ask where you acquire it?
Lamont Cranston: Brooks Brothers.
Shiwan Khan: Is that mid-town?
Lamont Cranston: 45th and Madison. You are a barbarian.
Shiwan Khan: Thank you. We both are.

Lamont Cranston: You are a barbarian.
Shiwan Khan: Thank you.

Lamont Cranston: Am I in hell?
Tulku: Not yet.

Dr. Roy Tam: I guess you would call it an implosive-explosive sub-molecular device.
Lamont Cranston: Or an Atomic Bomb.
Dr. Roy Tam: Hey, that's catchy.

Lamont Cranston: I'll see you later.
Margo Lane: Hey, how'll you know where I am?
Lamont Cranston: I'll know.

Margo Lane: We need each other.
Lamont Cranston: No we don't.
Margo Lane: We have a connection.
Lamont Cranston: No we don't.
Margo Lane: Then how can you explain that I can read your thoughts?
Lamont Cranston: My thoughts are hard to miss.
Margo Lane: And why is that?
Lamont Cranston: Psychically, I'm very well endowed.
Margo Lane: I'll bet you are.

The Shadow: I'll be there... around every corner... in every empty room... as inevitable as your guilty conscience.

Margo Lane: Oh, God I dreamed.
Lamont Cranston: So did I. What did you dream?
Margo Lane: I was lying naked on a beach in the South Seas. The tide was coming up to my toes. The sun was beating down. My skin hot and cool at the same time. It was wonderful. What was yours?
Lamont Cranston: I dreamed I tore all the skin off my face and was somebody else underneath.
Margo Lane: You have problems.
Lamont Cranston: I'm aware of that.

Lamont Cranston: Oh, that knife.
Shiwan Khan: Recognize it? I took it from the Tulku. No, no, no. I correct myself. I took it out of the Tulku after I ran it through his heart. When will you learn to listen to your instincts?
Lamont Cranston: Instincts? I'll show you my instincts.
[Lamont grabs the Phurba and tries to kill Khan but the Phurba stops him.]
Shiwan Khan: Never did master the Phurba did you? Still expect it to respond to brute force.