Todd Chavez: Hooray.
Jesse Pinkman: Bitch!
Jesse Pinkman: You can't order shit, Adolf, all right? We're fifty-fifty partners, remember? (00:18:15)
Jesse Pinkman: I'm a blowfish, yo!
Jesse Pinkman: Why should I buy a nail salon?
Saul Goodman: To pay taxes!
Jesse Pinkman: You want me to buy a nail salon so I can...pay taxes? I'm a criminal yo.
Jesse Pinkman: Nah, come on man. Some straight like you with a giant stick up his ass at like what, sixty, he's just gonna break bad?
Old Joe: What about that stuff you young guys wear on the end of your pricks? Speak now or forever soprano. What's up with that by the way? Why would anybody want to put a metal ring through the end of their prick?
Jesse Pinkman: What are you looking at me for?
JJ: You see... Jess needs to feel important... Maureen, she needs to feel... loved. And you, you just need to grow a brain. See... you can solve your problems. But me... I can't.
Tobey Marshall: I do not fear, for you are with me. All those who defied me, shall be ashamed and disgraced. Those who wage war against me, shall perish. I will find strength, find guidance, and I will triumph.
Julia Maddon: Oh my god! Oh my god.
Tobey Marshall: Hey, hey. Look at me. Just breathe, breathe. Good. Look into my eyes. Look into my eyes. Good. What color are they?
Julia Maddon: They're really blue.
Tobey Marshall: They're really blue, good, good. They're a lot bluer than yours.
Julia Maddon: No.
Tobey Marshall: Yes they are.
Julia Maddon: They're not.
Tobey Marshall: Yes.
Julia Maddon: They're not bluer.
Tobey Marshall: Admit it.
Julia Maddon: Mine are bluer.
Benny: Alright beauty, this is gonna sound insane, but I need a 2 lane grasshopper in order to get these guys off your back.
Tobey Marshall: Roger.
Julia Maddon: What's a grasshopper?
Tobey Marshall: You may wanna close your eyes for this.
Julia Maddon: Is it worse than bus, bus, bus?
Tobey Marshall: They took everything from me.
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