Walter White: Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears. It ceases to exist, without me. No, you don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!
Jesse Pinkman: Bitch!
Walter White: I am not in danger, I am the danger.
Jesse Pinkman: You can't order shit, Adolf, all right? We're fifty-fifty partners, remember? (00:18:15)
Old Joe: What about that stuff you young guys wear on the end of your pricks? Speak now or forever soprano. What's up with that by the way? Why would anybody want to put a metal ring through the end of their prick?
Jesse Pinkman: What are you looking at me for?
Saul Goodman: The Starship Enterprise had a self destruct button, I'm just saying!
Walter White: Oh shut up!
Skyler White: What happened?
Walter White: I won. (00:47:50)
...and the Bag's in the River - S1-E3
Krazy-8: Jesse know you've got cancer?
Walter White: No one but you.
Krazy-8: Not your family?
Walter White: No.
Krazy-8: Why not?
Walter White: Not a conversation that I'm even remotely ready to have.
Skyler White: What are you supposed to do today?
Walter White: Nothing.
Skyler White: Excellent. Brownie points for taking a nap.
4 Days Out - S2-E9
Walter White: You can always call me if you need to.
Skyler White: What? and risk talking to your mother?
Saul Goodman: So if you wanna make more money, and keep the money you make, better call Saul.
Jesse Pinkman: Nah, come on man. Some straight like you with a giant stick up his ass at like what, sixty, he's just gonna break bad?
Jesse Pinkman: Why should I buy a nail salon?
Saul Goodman: To pay taxes!
Jesse Pinkman: You want me to buy a nail salon so I can...pay taxes? I'm a criminal yo.
Saul Goodman: Congratulations, you've just left your family a second-hand Subaru.
Saul Goodman: Better call Saul!
Jesse Pinkman: I'm a blowfish, yo!
Chosen answer: It is part of the ritual for la Santa Muerte. It is a sign of humility and sacrifice.
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