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Prof. Humbert Humbert: Are you Quilty?
Clare Quilty: No, I'm Spartacus. Have you come to free the slaves or something? (00:03:36)

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Bruce Banner: Hulk? Hulk? I know you like making your entrance at the last second. Well, this it it, man. This is the last, last second. Hulk! Hulk! Hulk!
Hulk: No!
Bruce Banner: Oh, screw you, you big, green asshole! I'll do it myself.

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[Thor arrives in Wakanda.]
Bruce Banner: Ha-ha! You guys are so screwed now.

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Steve Rogers: Drop to 2600, heading 0-3-0.
Sam Wilson: I hope you're right about this. Or we're gonna land a lot faster than you want to.

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Tony Stark: Are you yawning?
[Drax yawns.]
Tony Stark: In the middle of this, while I'm breaking it down? Huh? Did you hear what I said?
Drax: I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
Tony Stark: Okay, Mr. Clean is on his own page.

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Tony Stark: You know Thor?
Peter Quill: Yeah. Tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving.

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Peter Quill: Tell me where the girl is or I swear to you I'm gonna French fry this little freak.
Tony Stark: Let's do it. You shoot my guy and I'll blast him. Let's go.
Drax: Do it, Quill! I can take it.
Mantis: No, he can't take it.
Doctor Strange: She's right. You can't.

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Drax: Die, blanket of death.

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Peter Quill: Groot, put that thing away, now. I don't want to tell you again. Groot.
Groot: I am Groot.
Peter Quill: Whoa.
Rocket: Language.
Gamora: Hey.
Drax: Wow.
Peter Quill: You got some acorns on you, kid.
Rocket: Ever since you got a little sap, you're a total d-hole.

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[Cull Obsidian attempts to kill Tony, but Wong opens a portal sending him to a snowy location, closes the portal, severing his hand and trapping him there.]
Tony Stark: Wong, you're invited to my wedding.

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[Bruce attempts to turn into the Hulk, but fails.]
Tony Stark: Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.

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Ebony Maw: Hear me and rejoice. You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Titan. You may think this is suffering. No. It is salvation. Universal scales tip towards balance because of your sacrifice. Smile. For even in death, you have become children of Thanos.

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Quarantine - S5-E4

Kryten: What a smee... What a smee... What a smee - hee.

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Terrorform - S5-E3

[The Unspeakable One rises in front of Rimmer]
Rimmer: Boy, am I glad to see you. You must be the Unspeakable One. Just to fill you in, there's been a gigantic administrative cock-up. Some of your staff have somehow mistaken me for a virgin.
Unspeakable One: Stop your putrid whining, you dank gift of rectal public hair.
Rimmer: Sorry. Yes, I do tend to jabber on when I'm a bit nervous.

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Terrorform - S5-E3

[Rimmer has been chained up]
Rimmer: Is this the British Embassy? Does it even look the remotest bit like the British Embassy? I want to know who you are, what I'm doing here, and I want to know now.
Hooded Guard: In accordance with the appetites of the Dark One, the vicious ruler of this domain, we, the holy legions, proffer up this sacrifice to slake the vile depraved thirsting of the Unspeakable One.
Rimmer: Well, that's cleared that up.

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Terrorform - S5-E3

[Rimmer is being taken by a group of hooded guards on a cross]
Rimmer: Look, I don't know who you are, or what you think you're doing, but I demand my right to a phone call.
[The guards stop]
Rimmer: Yes, I thought that'd stop you. I thought the threat of legal action would have you running for cover.
[Rimmer is now being dragged by the guards]
Rimmer: Look, I'm trying to keep my temper, but you really are pushing your luck now miladdikins.

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Matt Groening: Your creator is TV's most beloved animation visionary.
Homer Simpson: Seth MacFarlane?

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Matt Groening: Violet, engage the Super Toon Defence Systems.
Violet: Yes, Mr. Groaning.
Matt Groening: It's Groening.
Violet: Are you sure?
Matt Groening: No.

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Homer Simpson: OK, I'm in a stupid Japanese game, but I'm not eating sushi. Unless it's covered in chocolate and there's no sushi in it.

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Private Burns: Missed me, now you have to kiss me.

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