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I'll Try to Fix You - S1-E4

Will McAvoy: You set me up with a crazy woman who can shoot me. Fatal attraction with a concealed carry permit.

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Helga Sinclair: The men need the four basic food groups.
Cookie: I got your four basic food groups: beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard.

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Rourke: If you gave back every stolen artifact from a museum, you'd be left with an empty building.

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Season 2 generally

Sloan Sabbith: Here's the thing: Lockheed is a good buy right now because they make the Hellfire missile that's shot out of a Predator drone, but I'm advising my viewers not to buy the stock.
Don Keefer: You just said it's a good buy.
Sloan Sabbith: It's a great buy if you like money.
Don Keefer: But you think it's an immoral stock.
Sloan Sabbith: You get me.
Don Keefer: And Zane doesn't want you to go on the air and say that.
Sloan Sabbith: That's close.
Don Keefer: You already went on the air and said it and now Zane's pissed.
Sloan Sabbith: That's exactly it, yeah.

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News Night 2.0 - S1-E2

Jim Harper: Did we go to Afghanistan because you cheated on Will?
Mackenzie McHale: Can I get a little privacy?
Jim Harper: Not until you learn how to send an email.
Mackenzie McHale: You got invaluable experience.
Jim Harper: I got shot in the ass.
Mackenzie McHale: Well be grateful you weren't facing the other direction.

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Season 2 generally

Mackenzie McHale: How was your weekend?
Sloan Sabbith: It was good, and then I saw Titanic for the first time.
Mackenzie McHale: You've never seen it before?
Sloan Sabbith: You know how I am about sad movies, and the title suggested it wasn't gonna end well. But I still didn't see it coming. Mac, what is more important than the people you... [Glances over to stocks.] Kodak is dropping like a sack of flour. I'll never let go, Kodak. I'll never let go.

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Election Night: Part I - S2-E8

Will McAvoy: But on the bright side...
Charlie Skinner: There is no bright side, Father Flanagan, don't finish that sentence!
Will McAvoy: Wasn't gonna be able to anyway.

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We Just Decided To - S1-E1

Will McAvoy: We used to wage war on poverty, not poor people.

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The Genoa Tip - S2-E2

Will McAvoy: [Old footage of the 9/11 report.] I've been searching for Biblical quotes. None of them... We don't know how many are dead. It's gonna be a lot. It's gonna be thousands. We don't know who attacked us, we don't know what's coming tomorrow, and I don't know what I'm doing. But I make you this promise: I'm gonna be with you all night. I'm not going anywhere. I'll be right here.

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Mr. Rate: Would've been a bad job to take, though.
Nick Memphis: How come?
Mr. Rate: Whoever took that shot's probably dead now. That's how conspiracy works. Them boys on the grassy knoll, they were dead within three hours. Buried in the damn desert. Unmarked graves out past Terlingua.
Nick Memphis: And you know this for a fact?
Mr. Rate: Still got the shovel.

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Bob Lee Swagger: I was kinda hopin' to keep one of 'em alive, but they were determined to kill you.

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Bob Lee Swagger: Not bad for a poodle shooter with a makeshift silencer, huh?

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Chapter 36 - S3-E10

Viktor Petrov: And you scale back missile defense, as we agreed to, twice already.
Frank Underwood: That's when we were making an entirely different deal.
Viktor Petrov: The main difference now is that we are both standing in the desert, and you can't leave with nothing to show but sand in your shoes.

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Deadpool: Daddy needs to express some rage.

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Claire: You can pick up their scent, right? Track their footprints?
Owen: I was with the Navy, not the Navajo.

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Ultron: This is exactly what I wanted: all of you, against all of me. How can you possibly hope to stop me?
Iron Man: [Referring to Captain America] Like the old man said: together.

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Ultron: When the Earth starts to settle, God throws a stone at it. And believe me, he's winding up.

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Ultron: Vibranium, the most versatile element on the planet, and they use it to make a Frisbee.

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Chapter 38 - S3-E12

Douglas Stamper: I have an update regarding the journal.
Heather Dunbar: What is it?
Douglas Stamper: A message from the President. [Hands the phone to Frank.]
Frank Underwood: I have only one thing to say: go fuck yourself. [Turns to the camera.] Christ, that felt good.

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Chapter 3 - S1-E3

Frank Underwood: Truth be told, I never really knew my father, or what his dreams were. He was quiet, timid, almost invisible. My mother didn't think much of him, my mother's mother hated him. The man never scratched the surface of life. Maybe it's best he died so young, he wasn't doing much but taking up space. But that doesn't make for a very powerful eulogy, now does it?

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