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Q: [showing Bond his new Aston Martin] Now, this I'm particularly proud of: behind the headlights, Stinger missiles.
James Bond: Excellent, just the thing for unwinding after after a rough day at the office.
Q: Need I remind you, 007, that you have a license to kill. Not to break the traffic laws.
James Bond: I wouldn't dream of it.

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Smells Like Teen Spirit - S6-E15

Beckett: Castle, I'm not choosing our song off of a list that includes Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me."
Castle: Uh, that song, I am sure, ignited many a strip club romance in 1987.

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Smells Like Teen Spirit - S6-E15

Castle: She was thrown against the ceiling? That is a superhuman feat, bordering on physically impossible.
Beckett: Okay, Castle, let's hear it. What's your outlandish theory?
Castle: Isn't it obvious? Madison made the Hulk angry.

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A Study in Pink - S1-E1

Sherlock Holmes: I love the brilliant ones. They're always so desperate to get caught.

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Steve Rogers: Who the hell are you?
Heinz Kruger: The first of many. Cut off one head, two more shall take its place. Hail Hydra.

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Hammer Down - S6-E7

Dr. Ray Langston: You know that the, uh, oldest projectile fired from a weapon was recorded in the fourth century in Japan? It was fired from a very crude handheld cannon that you lit with a wick. Its sole purpose was for taking life. Seems that after seventeen hundred years of evolution...[pumps shotgun]...we haven't come very far, have we?

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Flowers for Your Grave - S1-E1

Beckett: Richard Castle, you are under arrest for felony theft and obstruction of justice.
Castle: You forgot making you look bad.

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Q-Less - S1-E7

Q: You hit me! Picard never hit me.
Sisko: I'm not Picard.
Q: Indeed not. You're much easier to provoke.

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Butch: Kid, next time I say "Let's go someplace like Bolivia", let's go someplace like Bolivia.
Sundance: Next time.

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Bruce Wayne: What's that?
Lucius Fox: The Tumbler? Oh, you wouldn't be interested in that.

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Fat - S7-E20

Captain Cragen: You know why I put Blaine with you?
Elliot Stabler: Because you started drinking again?

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The Vegas Renormalization - S2-E21

Sheldon: While my compatriots are in Las Vegas, I will be enjoying a blissful evening in my personal Fortress of Solitude.
Penny: That's Superman's big ice thingy, right?
Sheldon: You know, I'm in such a good mood, I'm actually finding your tenuous grasp of the English language folksy and charming today.

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Agent Afloat - S6-E2

Ziva David: This is where you have been for the last month?
Tony DiNozzo: Yeah. It's just like the squad room, only I'm the squad and there's no room.

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[Robin interrupts Prince John's feast and slams a dead pig onto the table.]
Sheriff of Rottingham: That's a wild boar!
Robin Hood: No, no. That's a wild pig.
[Robin points at Prince John.]
Robin Hood: *That's* a wild bore.

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Homer vs. the 18th Amendment - S8-E18

Rex Banner: You're out there, Beer Baron, and I'll find you.
Homer Simpson: [faintly from the horizon.] No, you won't!
Rex Banner: Yes, I will.
Homer Simpson: Won't!

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Bones: Jim, you just sat that man down at a high-stakes poker game with no cards and told him to bluff. Now, Sulu's a good man, but he's no captain.
James T. Kirk: For the next two hours, he is. And enough with the metaphors, all right? That's an order.

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Bones: Damn it, man, I'm a doctor, not a torpedo technician.

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First A.D.: He says the minotaur prosthetic is too tight, so he can't act.
John Chambers: If he could act, he wouldn't be playing the minotaur.

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The Two Mrs. Cranes - S4-E1

[Frasier is unaware Daphne is pretending to be married to Niles.]
Frasier: You've met Mrs. Crane?
Clive: She sure lights up a room, doesn't she?
Frasier: Yes. Usually by leaving it.

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CIA Director: You think is more plausible than teachers?
Jack O'Donnell: Yes, we do. One, there are no more foreign teachers in Iran.
Tony Mendez: And we think everybody knows Hollywood people. And everybody knows they'd shoot in Stalingrad with Pol Pot directing if it would sell tickets.

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