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19th Jul 2019

The Count of Monte Cristo (2002)

Edmond Dantes: Death is too good for them. They must suffer as I suffered. They must see their world, all they hold dear, ripped from them as it was ripped from me.
Jacopo: You will need a better name than Zatarra if you are to accomplish that.
Edmond Dantes: Then I shall become a Count.

26th Apr 2019

Panic Room (2002)

Meg: Get out of my house!
Sarah: Say "fuck."
Meg: You fuck!
Sarah: Mom, "Get the fuck out of my house."

26th Apr 2019

Panic Room (2002)

Meg: Is that Morse Code?
Sarah: SOS.
Meg: Where'd you learn that?
Sarah: "Titanic."

5th Apr 2019

Zodiac (2007)

Inspector William Armstrong: Avery's on two.
Dave Toschi: Tell him to screw.
Inspector William Armstrong: You want me to communicate that verbatim or can I spice it up a little?

14th Dec 2018

A League Of Their Own (1992)

Jimmy: Are you crying? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball!

14th Dec 2018

The Grinch (2018)

Grinch: This is the loudest snow I've ever heard in my life!

26th Oct 2018

New Girl (2011)

Kryptonite - S1-E2

Schmidt: You consider me a sexy man, correct?
Jess: I don't know how to answer that question.

21st Oct 2018

The Phantom of the Opera (2004)

The Phantom: Come, we must return. Those two fools who run my theater will be missing you.

4th Oct 2018

Breaking Bad (2008)

...and the Bag's in the River - S1-E3

Krazy-8: Jesse know you've got cancer?
Walter White: No one but you.
Krazy-8: Not your family?
Walter White: No.
Krazy-8: Why not?
Walter White: Not a conversation that I'm even remotely ready to have.

2nd Oct 2018

London Has Fallen (2016)

Mike Banning: I ever tell you I fucking hate funerals?

2nd Oct 2018

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)

Katniss Everdeen: Nobody decent ever wins the games.
Haymitch Abernathy: Nobody ever wins the games. Period. There are survivors. There's no winners.

2nd Oct 2018

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)

Plutarch Heavensbee: Now, Katniss, you have been our mission from the beginning. The plan was always to get you out. Half the tributes were in on it. This is the revolution, and you are the mockingjay.

5th Sep 2018

Inferno (2016)

Sienna: You lied to me when you asked for my help.
Langdon: Well, technically, I withheld.

5th Sep 2018

The Hunt for Red October (1990)

Jack Ryan: I've got a line on those doors. You know what they are?
Greer: A nearly silent propulsion system?
Jack Ryan: How did you know that?
Greer: The captain of the sub we had following her radioed in. Thing up and disappeared right in front of 'em.

24th Jul 2018

The Simpsons (1989)

Homer: Shut up, boy.

23rd Jul 2018

Aladdin (1992)

Genie: Al, I can't help you. I work for Señor Psychopath now.

18th Jun 2018

Waco (2018)

Gary Noesner: You cannot remove these people by force. The more you push them, the more they think it is a test of their faith.

10th Jun 2018

Young Sheldon (2017)

Georgie: Admit it, he's adopted.
Sheldon: How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.
Missy: I wish I was adopted.
Mary: That can still be arranged.

1st Jan 2018

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999)

Spectacle - S12-E16

Elliot Stabler: It's called the bystander effect. No one does anything because they think someone else will.

20th Nov 2017

Supergirl (2015)

Midvale - S3-E6

Kara: If you're so worried about my driving, why didn't you say anything yesterday?
Alex: Because yesterday, getting into an accident didn't seem like a big deal. Today, I would like to avoid it.
Kara: Progress.

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