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Cuffed - S4-E10

Castle: "Lift up my shirt", "pull off my boots." Under normal circumstances, I would like where this was heading.
Beckett: You can fantasize later, after we get out of the room.
Castle: Just so you know, not as much fun if I have your permission.

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Murder He Wrote - S5-E4

Castle: What kind of cold-blooded killer takes a nap on the beach after shooting someone?
Beckett: Castle, I'm on vacation. If I wanted to investigate a murder, I would have stayed in the city.

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Flowers for Your Grave - S1-E1

Gina: What kind of idiot kills off his best-selling main character?
Castle: Are you asking as my blood-sucking publisher or as my blood-sucking ex-wife?
Gina: Oh, is that what you're doing? Punishing me by killing the golden goose?
Castle: Oh, come on. I may be petty and short-sighted, but I'm not that petty and short-sighted.

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And Justice for All - S8-E13

Castle: While I do love kissing you, Beckett, it's just a little creepy when you do it in front of a dead body.

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Murder Most Fowl - S3-E8

Beckett: The thing about murderers, Mario, is they tend to not have solid alibis.
Castle: Generally because they're murdering somebody.

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Resurrection - S7-E14

Castle: I never thought this day would come. Not only can we prove Jerry Tyson is alive, but we have him in custody.

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Witness for the Prosecution - S8-E10

Beckett: Castle, are you sure that Nina's innocent?
Castle: I don't know. But what's worse than letting a guilty person go free?
Beckett: Sending an innocent one to jail.

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Secret's Safe with Me - S5-E3

Beckett: What are you doing with two grand in your pocket?
Castle: I'm a best-selling author. Why wouldn't I have two grand my pocket?

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Like Father, Like Daughter - S6-E7

Beckett: Castle, I am not getting married in space.
Castle: Why not? We could be the first. Commercial space flight is only a couple of years away. And you said you wanted it to be special.
Beckett: [sarcastic] Yes, because when I was a little girl, imagining my wedding day being stuck in a small tin can with a thousand tons of rocket fuel strapped to my ass was exactly what I had in mind.

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Homer the Moe - S13-E3

Homer: Hello?
Bart: Uh, yeah, I'd like to speak to a Mr. Tabooger, first name Ollie.
Homer: Ooh, Bart, my first prank call! What do I do?
Bart: Just ask if anyone knows Ollie Tabooger.
Homer: I don't get it.
Bart: Yell out "I'll eat a booger."
Homer: What's the gag?
Bart: Oh, forget it.

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Sláinte - S8-E16

Lindsay Monroe: You know, I've always been curious: why do they call this area "Hell's Kitchen"?
Mac Taylor: Well, the story goes, a veteran cop was watching a riot with his rookie partner, who said "This place is Hell itself", to which the veteran replied "Hell is a mild climate compared to this. This place is Hell's kitchen."

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Limelight - S6-E13

Beckett: Hey. So, how's Pi's recommendation going?
Castle: It took me less time to write the last Derrick Storm novel, and although both are works of fiction, at least that one was believable.

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Tricksters - S1-E17

James Jesse: You know, when I was free and at my height, a day without casualties was like... Well, like the Cubs winning the pennant. It just never happened.

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Kill Shot - S4-E9

Beckett: No, you don't understand. I need to be okay.
Dr. Carter Burke: That's not always a choice, Kate. What you're describing, hypervigilance, it's a classic symptom of post-traumatic stress disorder.
Beckett: I don't have PTSD.
Dr. Carter Burke: You were shot, by a sniper. I think it's fair to say this case is going to bring up issues. Issues you still haven't dealt with.
Beckett: Okay, then fine, I'll deal with them. Right now, I need to figure out how to make this stop.
Dr. Carter Burke: It's not going to stop. Not without time and treatment. The psychological trauma is every bit as real as the physical trauma.

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XX - S8-E2

Castle: You know, before Bracken was killed, he told me you'd never be happy just being my wife. Please do not tell me that son of a bitch knew you better than I do.

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Hollander's Woods - S7-E23

Castle: That day in the woods, Kate... That's why I do what I do. I'm driven to figure out the story because I could never figure out that one.
Beckett: Why didn't you ever tell me this before?
Castle: I think I didn't want it to be real. But it is real. He's real. He killed before, and he just tried to kill again.

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Sleeper - S7-E20

Castle: I'm so sorry, Kate, for everything I put you through.
Beckett: Babe, it's not like you were partying in Thailand. You have the best excuse ever for missing our wedding. You were saving the world.

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Asunder - S2-E7

John Munch: There are five stages of grief. Don't go through them all at once.

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The Fast and the Furriest - S5-E20

Beckett: Castle, please, no more Wookie calls.
Castle: It's not Wookie. I'm not doing Wookie. I can't do Wookie. Alexis does a really cute Wookie.
Beckett: Well, whatever you're doing, could you stop?
Castle: You're scared it might work?
Beckett: No, I am scared that I might murder you, and then I'll have two crime scenes on my hands.

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Reckoning - S7-E15

Castle: I don't know how you did it.
Beckett: What?
Castle: Kept it together the two months I was missing. Two days, I didn't know where you were, and it nearly killed me.
Beckett: Thanks for coming to get me.
Castle: Always.

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