Bill: You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!
Grim Reaper: A hit. You have sunk my battleship!
De Nomolos: I am De Nomolos. I am their master. And I must see to it that you die!
Both Bill and Ted: It's Colonel Oats! No way!
Colonel Oats: Gentlemen! Welcome to hell.
Ted: No way.
Colonel Oats: What!?!
Ted: No way...sir?
Colonel Oats: You two will do whatever I tell you to do from now on. Is that clear?
Bill: Yes, sir. Dude!
Colonel Oats: What!?!
Bill: Yes! Dude! Sir!
Colonel Oats: What!?!
Bill: Yes, sir! Sir! Dude!
Colonel Oats: Get down and give me infinity. Stupid, pathetic, craven little cretins.
Bill: Dude, there's no way I can possibly do infinity push-ups.
Ted: Maybe if he lets us do it girlie style.
Colonel Oats: Gentlemen, welcome to hell.
Evil Ted: I got a full-on robot chubby.
Grim Reaper: Don't overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.
Answer: Taj Mahal is also the name of a blues singer who had a cameo role in the film (The Gatekeeper). He may have demanded a higher billing than the regular acting credits.
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