Quotes from cinema and rental titles

Bea: Saying something is cringe is cringe, old man.

Gloria: It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong. You have to be thin, but not too thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. You're supposed to love being a mother but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman, but also always be looking out for other people. You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood. But always stand out and always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged. So find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful. You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It's too hard! It's too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you! And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault. I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us. And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing women, then I don't even know.

Bridget Jones: And even though there might be 600,000 words in the human language, the world still struggles to find the right ones when someone you love is gone.

Daffy Duck: Do you have any idea how hard it is for male ducks to lay eggs?

Sarah Hatoff: Exploding mechanical squirrels? How evil can one cat be?
Petey: Pretty evil! Ha, ha, ha!

Gurney Halleck: You'll get yourself in trouble.
Chani: This is none of your business.
Gurney Halleck: Rabban Harkonnen himself killed my family and gave me this scar to remember him by, this is all of my business.

Debby Ryan: We'll just uh.
Debby Ryan: Go around? Great.

Skinny Man: I've come for your head, Fat Man.
Chris: You think you're the first? You think I got this job because I'm fat and jolly?

Grinch: Today we will do mean things, and we will do them in style.

Marquis: How you do anything is how you do everything.

Zhen: Skadoosh isn't a word.
Po: Oh, and Skablam is?

Ylfa: Sauce is the true litmus test of civilization.

Gwen: He says he's gonna marry her.
Dax: What? I didn't say that!
Gwen: You said it with your eyes.

Lois: Everybody dies. Some of us peacefully and in our sleep, and some of us... horribly. And that's life.

Rafiki: This story begins far beyond the mountains and the shadows. On the other side of the light, a lion was born without a drop of nobility in his blood. A lion who change our lives forever. The earth will shake. Destiny awaits you.

J. Robert Oppenheimer: When I came to you with those calculations, we thought we might start a chain reaction that would destroy the entire world.
Albert Einstein: I remember it well. What of it?
J. Robert Oppenheimer: I believe we did.

Dr. Mackles: The more intense the scream, the more powerful the Muti.

Trudy: Are you going to help us, Santa?
Santa Claus: Yeah. Of course. I'm going to help you. I'm going to get you out of there. Take all these bad guys on my naughty list. I'm going to take a lump of coal, each and every one of them, and shove it straight up.
Trudy: The ass.
Santa Claus: Well, I mean, come on, sweetie. We want to keep it on the nice list, you know.
Trudy: Sorry. Can I say butt-hole then?
Santa Claus: I mean, it's borderline.
Trudy: How about anus?