Quotes from cinema and rental titles

Bea: Saying something is cringe is cringe, old man.

Ken: To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't just about horses, I lost interest.

Bridget Jones: Parents' evening... Is there a worse night for the single parent? They call it 'parents' evening' as if it's a plural. As if it's a given that there's two of us. Oh, well. Chin up and onward.

Daffy Duck: Do you have any idea how hard it is for male ducks to lay eggs?

Petey: Get away from him, you fish!

Stilgar: The Madhi is too humble to say He is the Madhi. Even more reason to know He is! As written!

Debby Ryan: We'll just uh.
Debby Ryan: Go around? Great.

Clerk: The hamster hammock is a top seller... Then we have the seesaw, nibblers and the pet playhouse.
Man: There's no room for the pet playhouse.
Clerk: You know, it's funny. You don't strike me as a hamster person.
Man: Well, I am.
Clerk: You seem more like a reptile person... Snakes. That's it. You're a snake person.
Man: Snakes eat hamsters... You know, you remind me a lot of my mother.
Clerk: Really?
Man: Yeah. She wasn't a good listener and she never knew when to shut the f - up. (00:51:41)

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Grinch: Today we will do mean things, and we will do them in style.

Shimazu: Friendship means little when it's convenient.

Zhen: Now, who wants to do the right thing for the wrong reasons?

Mickey Barnes: Our entire life is a punishment.

Delroy: I'm free as a bird! I am a bird!

Bill Shelburn: You wouldn't happen to remember if, uh, my aunt had a wind-up toy monkey at the yard sale?
Barbara: Oh, not a cherished childhood memory now, was it?

Young Taka: I'll tell you a secret, Mufasa! I always wanted a brother!

J. Robert Oppenheimer: They won't fear it until they understand it. And they won't understand it until they've used it. Theory will take you only so far.

Dr. Mackles: The more intense the scream, the more powerful the Muti.

Trudy: Are you going to help us, Santa?
Santa Claus: Yeah. Of course. I'm going to help you. I'm going to get you out of there. Take all these bad guys on my naughty list. I'm going to take a lump of coal, each and every one of them, and shove it straight up.
Trudy: The ass.
Santa Claus: Well, I mean, come on, sweetie. We want to keep it on the nice list, you know.
Trudy: Sorry. Can I say butt-hole then?
Santa Claus: I mean, it's borderline.
Trudy: How about anus?