Quotes from cinema and rental titles

Bea: Saying something is cringe is cringe, old man.

Gloria: It is literally impossible to be a woman. You are so beautiful and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong. You have to be thin, but not too thin. And you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass. You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean. You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. You're supposed to love being a mother but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman, but also always be looking out for other people. You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood. But always stand out and always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged. So find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful. You have to never get old, never be rude, never show off, never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It's too hard! It's too contradictory and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you! And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also everything is your fault. I'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself into knots so that people will like us. And if all of that is also true for a doll just representing women, then I don't even know.

Liam Gallagher: Guess who's had the largest ever demand for concert tickets in British history? Me.
Robbie Williams: And the band.
Liam Gallagher: Knebworth. One hundred and twenty five thousand screaming cunts.
Robbie Williams: That's insane.
Liam Gallagher: That's how you know you've made it, you fucking knobhead.

Stilgar: The Madhi is too humble to say He is the Madhi. Even more reason to know He is! As written!

Debby Ryan: We'll just uh.
Debby Ryan: Go around? Great.

Skinny Man: I've come for your head, Fat Man.
Chris: You think you're the first? You think I got this job because I'm fat and jolly?

Grinch: Look at those greedy little gift monsters.

Marquis: How you do anything is how you do everything.

Zhen: Skadoosh isn't a word.
Po: Oh, and Skablam is?

Gwen: I've created a Monster!

Young Taka: I'll tell you a secret, Mufasa! I always wanted a brother!

Professor Albin Eberhart von Franz: We are here encountering the vampyre... Nosferatu.

Leslie Groves: Are you saying that there's a chance that when we push that button... we destroy the world?
J. Robert Oppenheimer: The chances are near zero.
Leslie Groves: Near zero?
J. Robert Oppenheimer: What do you want from theory alone?
Leslie Groves: Zero would be nice.

Dr. Mackles: The more intense the scream, the more powerful the Muti.

Sonic the Hedgehog: What did you do?
Shadow the Hedgehog: What I had to!

Linda: I'll never get over the fact that you grew up like this.
Jason: My therapist says I'll never get over it either.

Glinda: Don't be afraid.
Elphaba: I'm not afraid. It's the Wizard who should be afraid of me.