Bridget Jones: Bridget Jones, it's time to live.
Bridget Jones: And even though there might be 600,000 words in the human language, the world still struggles to find the right ones when someone you love is gone.
Bridget Jones: Parents' evening... Is there a worse night for the single parent? They call it 'parents' evening' as if it's a plural. As if it's a given that there's two of us. Oh, well. Chin up and onward.
Miranda: Bridget, sexting a man that you just met in a park is nothing like Jane Austen's day. If you don't shag him, I will.
Bridget Jones: Am rejoining ranks of London's employed and meaningfully contributing to society. Can walk with head held high and be role model for Billy and Mabel, saving them from otherwise certain future as alcoholic wards of the state.
