Fatman (2020)

Clerk: The hamster hammock is a top seller... Then we have the seesaw, nibblers and the pet playhouse.
Man: There's no room for the pet playhouse.
Clerk: You know, it's funny. You don't strike me as a hamster person.
Man: Well, I am.
Clerk: You seem more like a reptile person... Snakes. That's it. You're a snake person.
Man: Snakes eat hamsters... You know, you remind me a lot of my mother.
Clerk: Really?
Man: Yeah. She wasn't a good listener and she never knew when to shut the f - up. (00:51:41)

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Man: Is there a problem?
Billy: I got a job for you.
Man: Good.
Billy: I think you're gonna like it. It complements that hobby of yours.
Man: What's the job?
Billy: I'd like you to kill Santa Claus. (00:29:45)

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Billy: You know, I've never lost a science competition. Did you know a circuit is only as good as its ground?
Christine: Billy, I-I thought that your science proj-
Billy: Twelve-volt car battery. Might not kill you, but it'll make your teeth chatter. You're gonna return the First-Place ribbon and tell how you were unfairly helped with the train project. You cheated. You don't deserve to win. Am I being clear? [Christine nods]. Get her out of here. (00:17:22)

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Chris: I'll come while you sleep. The Fat Man has got his eye on you kids.

Chris: I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I've lost my influence. Maybe it's time I retired the coat.
Ruth: You still have it.
Chris: Some kids with a deer rifle put two holes in the sleigh and one in me! All I have is a loathing for a world that's forgotten me.

Skinny Man: I've come for your head, Fat Man.
Chris: You think you're the first? You think I got this job because I'm fat and jolly?