Best comedy movie quotes of 2023

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Barbie: [in tears] I'm not pretty anymore.
Narrator: Note to filmmakers - Margot Robbie is not the actress to get this point across.

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M.O.D.O.K.: My name is Darren, and I am not a dick!

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Isabel: I really value when people use violence for me, it's actually one of my love languages.

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Drax: We'll kill anyone who gets in our way.
Peter Quill: No, not kill anyone.
Drax: Kill a few people.
Peter Quill: Kill no people.
Drax: Kill one guy. One stupid guy who no-one loves.
Peter Quill: Now you're just making it sad.

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Princess Peach: There's a huge universe out there. With a lot of galaxies. They're all counting on us.

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Zahra Bankston: And as for you, Little Lord Fuckleroy, you get your ass back to merry old England right now. I want you chewing on a goddamn crumpet by sunset. And if anyone sees you leave this hotel, I will Brexit your head from your body. You got me?

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Angus Tully: I thought all of the Nazis had left for Argentina.

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Midge Campbell: We're just two catastrophically wounded people who don't express the depths of our pain because...we don't want to.

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Asha: I wished upon a star.
Gabo: What are you, five?

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Hespera: Children stole the power of ALL the gods! This is very personal, Billy.

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Gracie: Well, I'm not gonna cross-examine you, say what you wanna say.

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Jim: Stan, come on. You owe me. You've sold a lot of minutes because of us.
Stan Sigman: Yeah, but you knowwhat the problem with selling minutes is?
Jim: What?
Stan Sigman: There's only one minute in a minute.

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Sharon: May you always love each other as you do today. I now pronounce you not husband and wife.

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Father Dermot Byrne: You don't come to Lourdes for a miracle... You come for the strength to go on when there is no miracle.

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Philip Leroy: Here's a pinch, so you can grow an inch. And you know where you need that inch!

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Dennis Tanner: You might be excited about working here. That would be a mistake. You are the lowest of the low, Mr. Carpenter.

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Jamie Hughes: You shouldn't talk to your mom that way. You never know when... She just cares about you.
Pam Miller: Oh so, what, like, you have a great relationship with your mom?
Jamie Hughes: No. But I wish I did. And I wish I told her that I loved her more. I just didn't understand what she.
Pam Miller: Hey. I'm saying this as a friend. But nobody wants to hear you talk about how much you love your mom, okay?

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Bea: Why are you so out of breath?
Ben: I'm fine!
Bea: You have like a 10-pack!
Ben: I'm not out of shape! I bench 295, I just don't do cardio.
Bea: Oh my god, you're hot girl fit!
Ben: I am not hot girl fit!

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