Grandad: You are the only person in this life who gets to decide where you belong.
Charles Cameron: Best day of my life.
Elaine: Who says that when a womanizer and a gold digger get together things don't turn out well for either of them?
Maddie: Does anyone even fuck anymore?
Father Dermot Byrne: You don't come to Lourdes for a miracle... You come for the strength to go on when there is no miracle.
Matt: Hand me a bag of shit and tell me it's fish and chips.
Philip Leroy: Here's a pinch, so you can grow an inch. And you know where you need that inch!
Danny Friedman: Everybody in this house needs a shrink.
Dennis Tanner: You might be excited about working here. That would be a mistake. You are the lowest of the low, Mr. Carpenter.
Mason Pettits: I'd be so bad at being a dictator.
Kent: This mansion is unhinged. She needs all the help she can get. You wanna be a hero?
Ben Matthias: Pass.
Kent: Two thousand dollars.
Ben Matthias: What's the address?
Duncan Wedderburn: Bella!
