Best comedy movie quotes of 2023

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Anyone But You picture

Bea: Why are you so out of breath?
Ben: I'm fine!
Bea: You have like a 10-pack!
Ben: I'm not out of shape! I bench 295, I just don't do cardio.
Bea: Oh my god, you're hot girl fit!
Ben: I am not hot girl fit!

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Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. picture

Barbara Simon: It gets tiring. Trying so hard all the time, doesn't it?

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Haunted Mansion picture

Kent: This mansion is unhinged. She needs all the help she can get. You wanna be a hero?
Ben Matthias: Pass.
Kent: Two thousand dollars.
Ben Matthias: What's the address?

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Mafia Mamma picture

Bianca: You've been stress grape gathering all night!

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Migration picture

Gwen: I've created a Monster!

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Mr. Monk's Last Case picture

Molly Evans: You know what? I don't care. I don't care. Let him win. He wins. It was a perfect murder. I just want to move on.
Adrian Monk: You could live with that? No, you couldn't.
Molly Evans: I'll learn to live with it.

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Peter Pan & Wendy picture

Peter Pan: For to die, would be an awfully big adventure.

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Your Christmas or Mine 2 picture

Grandad: You are the only person in this life who gets to decide where you belong.

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No Hard Feelings picture

Maddie: Does anyone even fuck anymore?

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Robots picture

Elaine: It's not my fault you brought a fishing rod to a gun fight.

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The Retirement Plan picture

Matt: Hand me a bag of shit and tell me it's fish and chips.

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May December picture

Gracie: Well, I'm not gonna cross-examine you, say what you wanna say.

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