Nancy Hollander: Didn't get your name.
Kent: Kent.
Nancy Hollander: Kent, what?
Kent: Kent. Tell you any more than that.
James Forester: I wish Stevie Nicks would show up in her birthday suit with a jar of pickles and a bottle of baby oil.
Kurt Warner: Do what you can do, till you can do what you want to do?
Grandmother: Things would heat up. We would quarrel. But you know, dear, you gotta have the friction to have the heat!
Jake Doyle (Adult): It was the most beautiful piece of machinery I'd ever laid eyes on. The thing made Luke Skywalker's robot hand look like a Tinker toy.
Zoe Levenson: What are we gonna do, ask him to walk out of the airlock?
State Trooper: Sir, I want you to put your hands on the back of the car.
Malik Khan: Shit, there isn't no need for that.
State Trooper: I got an "easy way or a hard way" speech prepared. If you really want to hear it.
Father Hagan: When God builds a church, the devil builds a chapel next door.
Gerry Fenn: I never thought that I would hear a Catholic priest quote Martin Luther.
Norman Nordstrom: Now you're gonna see what I see.