State Trooper: Sir, I want you to put your hands on the back of the car.
Malik Khan: Shit, there isn't no need for that.
State Trooper: I got an "easy way or a hard way" speech prepared. If you really want to hear it.
State Trooper: What's going on here.
Malik Khan: A road trip with my boys. Little man needed to stop for a toilet break.
State Trooper: Didn't think to put your hazards on?
Malik Khan: There was nobody on the road.
State Trooper: I was on the road.