Joker: You know, it's funny. This reminds me of a joke. See, there were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum and one night... one night, they decided they didn't like that anymore. They decided to escape. So, they made it up to the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see rooftops, stretching across town, stretching to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across, no problem. But his friend, oh, no way, he's afraid of falling. So, the first guy has an idea. He says, "Hey, I got this flashlight with me. I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings and you can walk across the beam and join me." But the second guy says, "What do you think I am, crazy? You'll just turn it off when I'm halfway across!"
Dani Ramos: How do we win?
Grace: We win... by keeping you alive.
Sir Cole: A knight always keeps faith. It's part of our code.
Brooke: What else is part of your knight's code?
Sir Cole: A knight is sworn to valor and virtue. His blade defends the good, and his might upholds the weak. His temper shall be led by patience, and his kindness will give aid to those who seek it.
Dr. Stanton: Oh, yeah, sure. Let's bring him in for a beer.
Mark Russell: No. This time we join the fight.
Batman: This is not the time for pizza.
Michelangelo: I totally don't understand any of that sentence.
Rafiki: It is time.
Vizier Maghreb: A Sultan leads and punishes as needed. Only a man can know these things.
Shahzadi: A real man doesn't need a genie to accomplish them!
Vizier Maghreb: Perhaps, but it helps.
Rambo: I finally came home, to defend the only family I've ever known. But all she's got is me. She's coming home.
Jean Grey: They're right to fear me.
Luke Hobbs: I'm what you call an ice-cold can of whoop-ass.
Adelina Fortnight: Lionel is wearing a nun outfit. I don't even want to know where you got that outfit.
Mr. Link: We mugged a nun.
Abigail Foster: Free is the one who does not lie.
Tramp: Every day could be an adventure.
Maleficent: Humans are hilarious.
Young Merlin: Alexander Elliot! It was you who drew the sword.
Tom 'Redfly' Davis: It's like they take your best 20 years and then spit you out.
Chaplain: Those slabs ain't for travel, they opened up a portal to Hell for those things to come through.
Dr. Malcolm Betruger: Don't be ridiculous, this was just a setback.
Private Carley Corbin: Did you just call what happened today a setback?
Dr. Malcolm Betruger: My business is saving humanity. A handful of lives lost is tragic, but yes... a setback.
