Joker: You know, it's funny. This reminds me of a joke. See, there were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum and one night... one night, they decided they didn't like that anymore. They decided to escape. So, they made it up to the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see rooftops, stretching across town, stretching to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across, no problem. But his friend, oh, no way, he's afraid of falling. So, the first guy has an idea. He says, "Hey, I got this flashlight with me. I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings and you can walk across the beam and join me." But the second guy says, "What do you think I am, crazy? You'll just turn it off when I'm halfway across!"
Dani Ramos: How do we win?
Grace: We win... by keeping you alive.
Batman: This is not the time for pizza.
Michelangelo: I totally don't understand any of that sentence.
Vizier Maghreb: A Sultan leads and punishes as needed. Only a man can know these things.
Shahzadi: A real man doesn't need a genie to accomplish them!
Vizier Maghreb: Perhaps, but it helps.
Rambo: I finally came home, to defend the only family I've ever known. But all she's got is me. She's coming home.
Luke Hobbs: I'm what you call an ice-cold can of whoop-ass.
Tramp: Every day could be an adventure.
Maleficent: Humans are hilarious.
Bedders: Where did you learn how to drive?
Kaye: Mario Kart.
Tom 'Redfly' Davis: It's like they take your best 20 years and then spit you out.
Chaplain: Those slabs ain't for travel, they opened up a portal to Hell for those things to come through.
Dr. Malcolm Betruger: Don't be ridiculous, this was just a setback.
Private Carley Corbin: Did you just call what happened today a setback?
Dr. Malcolm Betruger: My business is saving humanity. A handful of lives lost is tragic, but yes... a setback.