Commander Bolton: Well, we'll know in six hours' time.
Colonel Winnant: I thought the tides are every three.
Commander Bolton: Then it's a good that you're Army and I'm Navy, isn't it?
Professor Poopypants: Hiyah class, I'm your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda.
Edward Hyde: You are a younger man. But, you best learn to be wary of a man like me.
Joe Bang: I am in-car-ce-ra-ted.
Susan Heffley: Greg Heflley! You're grounded for life.
Hercule Poirot: I have lived long enough to know what I like. What I dislike, I cannot abide.
Lucas Ward: I always find a book that much more compelling when the character stands to lose everything.
Spud: You ruined my life, and now you're ruining my fucking death too.
Anastasia Steele: When's the last time you went shopping?
Christian Grey: Houston. A week ago.
Anastasia Steele: What'd you buy?
Christian Grey: An airline.
Elton John: Now go save the world.
Harry Hart: If I save the world, will you get me two tickets to your next show?
Elton John: If you save the world, I'll get you a backstage pass, baby.
Maximo: Lesson No. 1: eye contact is power.
Elizabeth Marston: How are you going to learn anything at all about life if you refuse to live it?
Robin: My name's Richard Grayson, but all the kids at the orphanage call me Dick.
Batman: Well, children can be cruel.
Tonya Harding: There's no such thing as truth. It's bullshit. Everyone has their own truth, and life just does whatever the fuck it wants.
Roman J. Israel, Esq.: We are formed of frailty and error. Let us pardon reciprocally each other's follies. That is the first law of nature.
Hank Marlow: Who's winning the war?
Captain James Conrad: Which one?
Hank Marlow: That makes sense, I guess.