Richie Tozier: Go blow your dad, you mullet wearing asshole. (01:07:15)
Ngoc Lan Tran: What kind of fuck you give me? What kind? American people, eight kind of fuck. Love fuck, hate fuck, sex-only fuck, break-up fuck, make-up fuck, drunk fuck, buddy fuck, pity fuck.
Bailey: So, in all my lives as a dog, here's what I've learned. Have fun, obviously. Whenever possible, find someone to save, and save them. Lick the ones you love. Don't get all sad-faced about what happened and scrunchy-faced about what could. Just be here now.
Gen. Glen McMahon: God damn it, Pete. Why are you fat?
Winston Churchill: Those who never change their mind never change anything.
P.T. Barnum: No one ever made a difference by being like everyone else.
Frank Adler: Diane instructed me... that I was only to publish it postmortem.
Evelyn: She died six years ago.
Frank Adler: It wasn't her death she was talking about.
Wilfred James: I discovered something that night that most people never have to learn. Murder is sin. Murder is damnation. But murder is also work.
Commander Bolton: Well, we'll know in six hours' time.
Colonel Winnant: I thought the tides are every three.
Commander Bolton: Then it's a good that you're Army and I'm Navy, isn't it?
Joe Bang: I am in-car-ce-ra-ted.
Lucas Ward: I always find a book that much more compelling when the character stands to lose everything.
Anastasia Steele: When's the last time you went shopping?
Christian Grey: Houston. A week ago.
Anastasia Steele: What'd you buy?
Christian Grey: An airline.