Teen On Bus: What are you looking at, grandad?
Brian Reader: Just a couple of cartoon characters.
Mitzi: You seein' anybody?
Agent Cooper: I'm married with two kids.
Mitzi: Take my number. Things happen.
Susan Carpenter: OK... Fuck it.
Peter Carpenter: You're not supposed to swear in front of me.
Playboy Interviewer: It's been reported that you're the first man in history with a fortune in excess of a billion dollars.
J. Paul Getty: I have no idea. But, if you can count your money you're not a billionaire.