
Playboy Interviewer: It's been reported that you're the first man in history with a fortune in excess of a billion dollars.
J. Paul Getty: I have no idea. But, if you can count your money you're not a billionaire.

John Walcott: We do not write for the people who send people's kids to war. We write for the people whose kids get sent to war.

Winston Churchill: I am choosing between trials and tribulations. Do stop adding to them.

Peter Turner: Has anyone ever told you that you look like Lauren Bacall when you smoke?
Gloria Grahame: Humphrey Bogart. And I didn't like it then either.