J. Daniel Atlas: We are going out with a show people will never forget.
Reverend Timothy Farthing: The morris dancers have booked the hall for one o'clock. I do hope you're not going to run over.
George Mainwaring: There is a war on you know, Vicar. If we're not finished, they'll just have to prance about outside.
Derek Zoolander: I'm sorry, I can't understand a word that you're saying.
Carlotta Valdez: It's all in the hips, the lips, and the eyes and the teeth.
Willoughby: We came for a good time, not for a long time.
Pepper: Never let a wimp do a lady's job.
Elvis: No, that's cool man. Buzz sent me one too.
Laird Mayhew: I don't know how to talk to the guy. It's like we speak two different languages or something.
Gustav: You do.
Laird Mayhew: Yeah.
Gustav: He speaks English, and you speak English with resounding amounts of "fuck."
Robin: If you use an emoji, I will tit punch you.
Jackie Burke: Once you can make a woman laugh then you can make her do anything, they say. I don't know if that's true.
Hannah Steele: Um, are you stalking me, Mr. Black?
Christian Black: Hahaha! Yes.
Mac Radner: They're using their sexuality as a weapon.
Maria: Who says a woman has to be married?
Toula: You, all our lives.