Laird Mayhew: I don't know how to talk to the guy. It's like we speak two different languages or something.
Gustav: You do.
Laird Mayhew: Yeah.
Gustav: He speaks English, and you speak English with resounding amounts of "fuck."
Ms. Wicklund: You live on your phones! You have no idea how to function like normal people in the real world.
Colleen Collette: Ms.Wicklund - This isn't the real world.
Colleen McKenzie: This is Canada.
Lady Susan Vernon: Ah, mortality. Our mortality and that of others, but most particularly our own, is the hardest and most intractable hand life can deal us.
Jackie Burke: Once you can make a woman laugh then you can make her do anything, they say. I don't know if that's true.
James Bowen: I'm ready. I've got Bob. He'll look after me.
Hannah Steele: Um, are you stalking me, Mr. Black?
Christian Black: Hahaha! Yes.
Claire Maddox: Be careful - both of you - obviously. It will be dangerous.
Frank Bonneville: Danger's my middle name.
Ian Finch: Mine's Dennis.
J. Daniel Atlas: We are going out with a show people will never forget.
Pee-wee Herman: L.A.T.T.I.H.T.B.G! Look at the time, I have to be going.
Mac Radner: They're using their sexuality as a weapon.
Columbia - A Groupie: I hope it's not meatloaf again.
James Payton: Now, you guys think it's gang-related. I say that's bullshit.
Maya: Because you're an expert on local gangs?
James Payton: No, I'm an expert on bullshit.
Dorothea: Wondering if you're happy is a great shortcut to just being depressed.
Baird Whitlock: Hey, Obie. You're a Communist, too?
Derek Zoolander: I'm going to retire, withdraw from public life, and become a hermit crab.
George Mainwaring: Men, I am a man of few words but, there comes a time in a soldier's life, when one must confront.
Frazer: For God's sake, man! We're in enough trouble without you making a speech.