Agent Zoil: Motherfucking, titty-sucking two-balled bitch!
US Army soldier: Wait! You know what you're doing?
Steve Rogers: Yeah, I've knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times.
Angelica: Treasure! There is a chest with jewels. Jewels with the power to rule the wind and tide.
Jack Sparrow: You're making that up.
Angelica: Wait! I am with child. Yours.
Jack Sparrow: I don't recall that we ever had...
Angelica: You were drunk.
Jack Sparrow: I've actually never been that drunk.
Tintin: We failed.
Captain Haddock: Failed. There are plenty of others willing to call you a failure. A fool. A loser. A hopeless souse. Don't you ever say it of yourself. You send out the wrong signal, that is what people pick up. Don't you understand? You care about something, you fight for it. You hit a wall, you push through it. There's something you need to know about failure, Tintin. You can never let it defeat you.
Puss in Boots: Fear me, if you dare!
Harry Potter: We have to go there, now.
Hermione Granger: What? We can't do that! We've got to plan! We've got to figure it out...
Harry Potter: Hermione! When have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose!
Isabelle: We could get into trouble.
Hugo Cabret: That's how you know it's an adventure.
Grace: I finally meet a guy who likes me for me. And I'm not even me.
Jerry Wang: Who wants some chicken dinner now, bitch? Huh? Looks like someone messed with the wrong Wang today!
Finn McMissile: My apologies, I haven't properly introduced myself. Finn McMissile, British intelligence.
Mater: Tow Mater, average intelligence.
Erik Lehnsherr: I've been at the mercy of men just following orders. Never again.
Aramis: I'm not really a priest.
Blonde girl: I'm not really a lady.
Aramis: I have 10 minutes.
Jacob Black: You kill her, you kill me.
Po: Ah. My old enemy... Stairs.
Dwayne: Sometimes fate pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in the face.
Lord Redbrick: I'm not illiterate! My parents were married!
Cecil Wilson: Well, this is obviously the panic room.
Rebecca Wilson: Why?
Cecil Wilson: 'Cause it's a room, and I'm panicking.
Jack Mindy: So you can imagine when he arrived a few years back, he was about as popular as a snake in a sleeping bag.