
Thadeous: I shouldn't even be here! I will probably die on this quest, and Courtney definitely will!

Sherlock Holmes: Uh, hmm... Right. Where are the wagons?
Madam Simza Heron: The wagon is too slow. Can't you ride?
Dr. John Watson: It's not that he can't ride... How is it you put it, Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes: They're dangerous at both ends and... Crafty in the middle. Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs?

Conan: Run from me... and I will tear apart the mountains to find you! I will follow you to Hell.

Lord Redbrick: I'm not illiterate! My parents were married!

Cecil Wilson: Well, this is obviously the panic room.
Rebecca Wilson: Why?
Cecil Wilson: 'Cause it's a room, and I'm panicking.

Ottway: Once more into the fray. Into the last good fight I'll ever know. Live and die on this day. Live and die on this day.

Fred's Dad: You can't see me.
Fred Figglehorn: Yes I can.
Fred's Dad: Oh.