Angelica: Treasure! There is a chest with jewels. Jewels with the power to rule the wind and tide.
Jack Sparrow: You're making that up.
Angelica: Wait! I am with child. Yours.
Jack Sparrow: I don't recall that we ever had...
Angelica: You were drunk.
Jack Sparrow: I've actually never been that drunk.
Jack Sparrow: Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.
Jack Sparrow: You walk like a girl.
Angelica: You would know.
Jack Sparrow: I support the missionary's position.
Angelica: [to Jack.] Admit it, you still love me.
Jack: If you had a sister and a dog, I'd choose the dog.
Jack Sparrow: Clergyman, on the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like it noted here and now that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, so that I might be welcomed into that place where all the "goody-goodies" get to go once they pop their clogs. Savvy?
Angelica: What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
Jack Sparrow: Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.
Jack Sparrow: Did everyone see that? Because I will NOT be doing it again.
Gibbs: All part of the plan, yes?
Jack Sparrow: No.
Jack Sparrow: There'll be dangers along the way... Firstly mermaids, zombies... Blackbeard.
Jack Sparrow: You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... Sudden urge to jump?. I don't have it.
John Harrison: You think your world is safe? It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace. For I have returned to have my vengeance.
Jack Sparrow: You lied to me by telling me the truth?
Angelica: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: That's good! May I use that?
Gibbs: I hear a rumor... Jack Sparrow is in London, hellbent to find the Fountain of Youth.
Angelica: That's hardly appropriate for the first mate.
Jack Sparrow: Was I the first?
Jack Sparrow: Have you been there?
Captain Teague: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth?
Jack Sparrow: Depends on the light.
Blackbeard: If I don't kill a man every now and then, they forget who I am.
Angelica: Why is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?
Chosen answer: She most likely went to stop the ritual, she probably didn't want her tear to be used by the likes of Blackbeard. She knew that Jack would use it wisely.