Jason: She stuck a lipstick in her boob and it fell out of her pussy... Okay?
Solomon Kane: My God. Only you can help me now.
Lord Henry Wotton: What are you?
Dorian Gray: I am what you made me! I lived the life that you preached... but never dared practice. I am everything, that you were too afraid to be.
Tod: Mr. E, I talked to the lawyer guy upstairs and he confirmed my hunch, uh, about the whole stabbing of Mr. Whitefeather thing. It's a definite no can do from a legal standpoint.
Blaster: I'm pretty sure this is animal cruelty. [His remote controlled car jumps over toys.] WOOOHOO! But I love it!
Master Roshi: In an ancient time, Earth was nearly destroyed. Not by man, but by Gods from the sky.
Surgeon: Who the fuck are you and what do you want?
Tao: I'm the mother fucker that's going to do you, what you've been doing to everybody else.
Stuart Pearson: I'm sorry honey, I can't remember, do you want cheese on your burger?
Bethany Pearson: No, I want to find whoever invent love and hack them up with a machete.
Steve: If you kill your family, I'll let the freak go. Wait. My bad. That's backwards. If you kill the freak, I'll let your family live.
Murlaugh: What? Let the juicy one go?