Hannah Pearson: Sockmonkey.
Surgeon: Who the fuck are you and what do you want?
Tao: I'm the mother fucker that's going to do you, what you've been doing to everybody else.
Gavner Purl: There are no real generals left, hombre. You and I, we're the last of the Mo-Freakins.
Julie: I know what you've got. You've got a gateway to hell under your house. And that is really cool.
Lem: Lem. Llllleeeeeemmmmmm.
Charles Baker: Either your name is Lem, or you want to mate with me. Houston, we have a little problem.
Jason: She stuck a lipstick in her boob and it fell out of her pussy... Okay?
Solomon Kane: My God. Only you can help me now.
Lord Henry Wotton: What are you?
Dorian Gray: I am what you made me! I lived the life that you preached... but never dared practice. I am everything, that you were too afraid to be.
Tod: Mr. E, I talked to the lawyer guy upstairs and he confirmed my hunch, uh, about the whole stabbing of Mr. Whitefeather thing. It's a definite no can do from a legal standpoint.