Mr. Big: I will love you forever, Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours.
Kate Walker: I think I'm more comfortable with being disappointed. I think I'm angry at you for trying to take that away.
Sonja Jones: He had a personality problem with Orson.
Richard Samuels: Meaning?
Sonja Jones: Meaning he had a personality.
Cara: That woman nearly suffocated him... Well, just look at her children. Even when they were tiny, in the nursery, they must do what she wants them to do, be what she wants them to be. Only then would she love them. It's not Lady Marchmain's fault. Her God has done that to her.
Charles Ryder: But surely you're Catholic too.
Cara: Oh, yes, but a different sort. Well, it's different in Italy. Not so much guilt. We do what the heart tell us, and then we go to confession.
James Wetherhold: Vanessa here is the perfect little housewife. I mean daughter.
Vanessa Wetherhold: Yes, if by perfect you mean not retarded, slash suffering from insurmountable credit card debt, then yes, I'm indeed perfect.
Emperor Wilhelm: We need men like him. I supposed we'll have to give you another promotion, Richthofen. You are a real hero. I take it the ladies are all over you.
Manfred von Richthofen: There aren't many ladies at 10,000 feet, your Majesty.
Chase Collins: Andie... Come 'ere.
Andie: You should really wait your turn... ooooh.
Chase Collins: Couldn't.
Andie: I didn't know you could Salsa?
Chase Collins: There's a lot you don't know about me, Andie.
Andie: Which is surprising, considering how much you talk about yourself.
Chase Collins: Ooooh.
Tom: Nobody in the world makes me laugh the way you do. You're my best friend. I just wanna be with you.
Michael: Ice pick?
Delysia: It's in the drawer. Somewhere! Ice in the Fridgedair?
Michael: I want the pick for murder, not ice.
Ashley: Dan! Sorry, the phone scared me so I killed it.
Emma: You can't find something if you don't know what you're looking for.
Stephen: The perfect con is one where everyone involved gets just what they wanted.
Will: I never told you the happy ending.
Maya: What is it?
Will: You.
Earth President Richard Nixon: If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Let's cut this turd loose.
Tibby: So Kostos isn't married. Why can't you just stop thinking about it and follow your heart?
Lena: Because...he broke my heart!
Jordan Roark: That's why human beings exist... to save each other from ourselves.
Sameer's Mother: There are things you must do with women that you cannot do with men.
Mike: You have to let go of everything... in order to move on.