Arthur Seldom: Any formulation is valid in the series because we can always find a rule that justifies it.
Mr. Big: I will love you forever, Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours.
Delysia: Men are so untrusting. I can't think why.
Sameer's Mother: There are things you must do with women that you cannot do with men.
Penelope Stamp: There is no such thing as an unwritten life, only a badly written one.
Mike: You have to let go of everything... in order to move on.
Kate Walker: You - You just dive in there, don't you just, whoosh, anywhere, deep end. And I'm not, I'm not a bloody swimming pool Harvey.
Frank Allen: You caught me reminiscing. A lot of memories here. Buy you a drink?
Ed: Oh, I'd love to Frank, but uh... I'm kind of... I'm... I'm in a bit of a rush.
Frank Allen: I insist. After all, it is the traditional function of the father of the bride.
Ed: What is?
Frank Allen: Keeping the groom away from back exits.
Orson Welles: Where is thou ukulele?
Richard Samuels: I think some asshole... doth... stole it.
Sidney Young: I sent the fish, you know, goldfish in a bowl. Did she get them?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: Yes, but they were dead.
Sidney Young: All of them?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: Yeah, it was kind of shocking actually! Were they dead when you send them?
Sidney Young: No no, who sends people dead fish?
Sophie Maes' Assistant: The Mafia?
Old Man: Destiny is the bridge you build to the one you love.
Cara: That woman nearly suffocated him... Well, just look at her children. Even when they were tiny, in the nursery, they must do what she wants them to do, be what she wants them to be. Only then would she love them. It's not Lady Marchmain's fault. Her God has done that to her.
Charles Ryder: But surely you're Catholic too.
Cara: Oh, yes, but a different sort. Well, it's different in Italy. Not so much guilt. We do what the heart tell us, and then we go to confession.
James Wetherhold: Vanessa here is the perfect little housewife. I mean daughter.
Vanessa Wetherhold: Yes, if by perfect you mean not retarded, slash suffering from insurmountable credit card debt, then yes, I'm indeed perfect.
Emperor Wilhelm: We need men like him. I supposed we'll have to give you another promotion, Richthofen. You are a real hero. I take it the ladies are all over you.
Manfred von Richthofen: There aren't many ladies at 10,000 feet, your Majesty.
Tom: Nobody in the world makes me laugh the way you do. You're my best friend. I just wanna be with you.
Ashley: Dan! Sorry, the phone scared me so I killed it.
Emma: You can't find something if you don't know what you're looking for.
Will: I never told you the happy ending.
Maya: What is it?
Will: You.
Kym: [Late to rehab meeting, knocking over a chair.] Cocksucker!
Kieran: Uh, only once. My dealer. I was very hard up for cash.