Professor McGonagall: Professor Moody! What are you doing?
Professor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Teaching.
Professor McGonagall: Is... Is that a student?
Professor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Technically it's a ferret.
Guard: Talk. Talk, speak.
Paxton: What the fuck do you want me to say?
Guard: American.
Katherine: It's not unusual for a child to create an imaginary friend.
Detective Fowler: If this woman's such a God-damned Saint, how did she end up raising four total fuck-ups?
Lt. Green: Miss Evelyn cycled hundreds of kids out of the foster program and into permanent homes. In 30 years she only came across four lost causes. Four delinquents so far gone she couldn't find anyone to take them in. So she did. Trust me, Fowler, these kids are congressmen compared to what they would've been.
Henry Letham: Do you know the Tristan Rêveur quote about bad art? It's "bad art is more tragically beautiful than good art 'cause it documents human failure."
Jake Green: The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look.
Violet Devereaux: Child, I believe you broke my legs.
Red: What big ears you have.
The Wolf: All the better to hear your many criticisms.
Winnie the Pooh: The heffalump ate my honey. Well actually, I did, but it made me do it.
George: Houses don't kill people. People kill people.
Georges Laurent: Isn't it lonely, if you can't go out?
Georges' Mom: Why? Are you less lonely because you can sit in the garden? Do you feel less lonely in the metro than at home? Well then! Anyway, I have my family friend... with remote control. Whenever they annoy me, I just shut them up.
Aidan Keller: She came looking for me. That means she loves me.
Susie Tomlinson: It's almost like she didn't die. Two days ago I get a call from my father, and then you show up?
Jonathan Rivers: I don't understand. I've been getting messages from your grandmother for a week now.
Susie Tomlinson: No, that's not possible, she just passed away two days ago.
Mercedes: Congratulations, baby. Tonight you could've gotten laid, but instead you got fucked.
John Bell: You were always a sound sleeper.
