Ava Gregory: You are not the only one who lost somebody.
Cooper Day: You gotta stop bein' the bunny and step up to the plate.
Abby Day: That's an absurd sentence.
Cooper Day: Absurd or brilliant?
Joey and the Dream Girl (2) - S1-E9
Michael: You're a hot girl. Hot girls get stuff for free.
Joey: Yeah, it's true. It's in the Constitution.
Alex: Look, I know what I am. I'm not a hot girl. I'm cute.
Michael: You're a hot girl that doesn't know she's hot. Joey was telling me about those.
Alex: No, I know hot girls. My sister is one of them.
Michael: "The even hotter sister" – one of four ways a girl doesn't realise she’s hot. Along with "went to a girls' school", "used to be fat", and "is blind."
Joey: You have learned well, young Michael.
Super Nanny - S2-E7
Super Nanny: What's going on here?
Toot: Oh, nothing. Captain Shero was just trying to take my barrette.
Captain Hero: It's pronounced Hero. The S is silent, you hithead.
Paul: A problem, but not an insurmountable one.
Grant Wilson: It's you, you stupid cat. Your nose whistles.
Ari's Wife: What's in the bag?
Ari Gold: A kilo of blow. What's with all the fucking questions?
Jude Harrison: Meatless meatloaf?.. Isn't that just loaf?
Keely Teslow: In the future, will you wait for me?
Phil Diffy: Really? 'Cause you'll be really really old.
Phil Diffy: But that shouldn't matter. See you, pepper.
Keely Teslow: See you, salt.
Keely Teslow: In... in other news... Oh, whats the point, we all know nothing's going to top that.
Gerry Standing: Will you stop creeping up on me.
Brian Lane: I don't creep, I glide.
Troy: I'm Troy, by the way.
Veronica: I'm Veronica.
Troy: Really? Veronica. Okay, yeah, that does make a lot more sense.
Veronica: Makes more sense how?
Troy: Ah, it's nothing. I just should never listen to those guys. I mean, really, who names their daughter Trampy McBitch?
Dr. Guilaume Secretan: Yeah, I'll see you in Zurich.
Tony Harrison: I come fully equipped with a papoose! I slip into it like a peanut. If you don't like the papoose system I have a wheel that clicks into place under my chin.
Saboo: Must I assemble this Kinder Egg?