Best comedy movie quotes of 2004

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Walking Tall picture

Ray: This place is full of fake tits and real assholes.

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Taxi picture

Washburn: Mi Castro, su Castro.

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I Heart Huckabees picture

Tommy Corn: How come we only ask ourselves the really big questions when something bad happens?

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Stuck in the Suburbs picture

Jordan Cahill: You can't blame the location, you can only blame yourself. The suburbs are just a state of mind.

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Imaginary Heroes picture

Penny Travis: Is there such a thing as the human heart, now there's the better question.
Tim Travis: Well, if you listen closely, you can hear 'em breaking.

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The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou picture

Alistair Hennessey: Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?
Bill Ubell: Well... uh... we fuckin' stole it, man.

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You Got Served picture

Mr. Rad: Get yo' head up. You lost the money, it's gone. But, you can't lay around in yo' misery too long. Do not walk outta' this place and start to second guess yo' talent. You got yo' ass whooped tonight. But, I done seen y'all whoop a many a ass, right in the same place. Now, you lost. Lemme tell you somethin' my father told me, is: "If it don't kill you, it makes you stronger." Remember that.

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Sideways picture

Jack: If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.
Miles Raymond: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am not drinking any fucking Merlot.

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Hobie: I think it'd be only fair to tell you. I'm a Liberal.
Stacey: Oh. Are you talking politically, or in the bedroom?
Hobie: I was talking politically. In the bedroom I'm a left-wing Liberal.

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Millions picture

Damian Cunningham: I thought it was from God... who else would have that kind of money?

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House Of D picture

Katherine Warshaw: Go on. Run away just like your father.
Tommy Warshaw: He didn't run away, Mom. He died.

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Catch That Kid picture

Tom: So, let's step on the gas and kick some... butt.

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The Big Bounce picture

Frank Pizzarro: What is this?
Jack Ryan: What's what?
Frank Pizzarro: Dude, this is $200. You said we made six.
Jack Ryan: Right, yeah, but $200 is your cut, cause that's the going rate for hiding in the truck.

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Alfie picture

Alfie: I felt I needed a friend to talk to. But as it was, they were suddenly in short supply.

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Barbershop 2: Back in Business picture

Customer Muhammed: Terri... what you need is a real man. A Muslim man.

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The Ladykillers picture

Gawain MacSam: Would you tell this muthafucka he can sew this shit back on? It's like that dude whose wife cut his dick off, threw it on the freeway? She just called Triple A, they towed the dick and sewed the muthafucka back on. Listen up, jackass, I saw the muthafucka in a porno, the thang still worked, it looked like a chewed-up frank, but that little muthafucka be workin' that muthafucka. It's mangly, but he be fuckin' the bitch all kind of ways with a twisted dick.

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John Ambrose Fauntroy: Dear friends, the colored is not ready for freedom. To free him is to make him an orphan. Liberty would be a great curse to the race.

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