Marlee: Anybody can be gotten to.
Eun-ju: Do you know what's really scary? You want to forget something. Totally wipe it off your mind. But you never can. It can't go away, you see. And... and it follows you around like a ghost.
Jerry Lynch: You just don't have the requisite Celtic soul, man.
Sarah Morton: Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.
Thomas Garrett: Oh, women. Can't live with 'em. Can't live with 'em.
Chuck: God only knows what that woman is capable of.
Grace: You know she's not capable of anything.
Michael Corvin: I want to stay with you.
Reverend John: Jesus didn't come to free us from pain. He came to give us the strength to bear it.
Matt Lee Whitlock: Sometimes I think you want me to shoot you, Chae.
Sgt. Nathan West: As some of you may have heard, there is a hurricane warning tonight. Well, Rangers do not wait on good weather. Rangers do not wait for bright sun shiny days. Oh, no. Rangers are trained to operate in the worst possible conditions, and takes those conditions and turns them against their enemies. You each have one rifle, one side arm, and one white phosphorous grenade. This is a live E&E, so please keep those weapons safetied, so you are not to shoot off your nonexistent dicks.
Jim: Where's that scary albino when you need him?
The Bishop: They came only to see, from the east and from the west, from the city and from the plain. They came not, in holy reverence to the lord, but in lust.
Ernestine: People are just getting dumber, but more opinionated.
Mrs. Gibbons: Brian, I think you'd better go check that barbecue.
Ellis 'Zee' Pettigrew: Those Africans are my people too. For all the years that we have been told to stand down and stand by, you doin' the right thing.
Lt. A.K. Waters: For our sins.
Ellis 'Zee' Pettigrew: Hooyah.
Lt. A.K. Waters: Hooyah.
Charles Townsend: Bosley, I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you.
Bosley: Man, please. I date fat women. What you talkin' 'bout?
Terry Sheridan: You can break my wrist, but I'm still gonna kiss you.