Marlee: Anybody can be gotten to.
Eun-ju: Do you know what's really scary? You want to forget something. Totally wipe it off your mind. But you never can. It can't go away, you see. And... and it follows you around like a ghost.
Chuck: God only knows what that woman is capable of.
Grace: You know she's not capable of anything.
Michael Corvin: I want to stay with you.
Ellis 'Zee' Pettigrew: Those Africans are my people too. For all the years that we have been told to stand down and stand by, you doin' the right thing.
Lt. A.K. Waters: For our sins.
Ellis 'Zee' Pettigrew: Hooyah.
Lt. A.K. Waters: Hooyah.
Matt Lee Whitlock: Sometimes I think you want me to shoot you, Chae.
Jim: Where's that scary albino when you need him?
Terry Sheridan: You can break my wrist, but I'm still gonna kiss you.
Woo-jin Lee: Dae-su Oh talks too much.
Mrs. Gibbons: Brian, I think you'd better go check that barbecue.
Le tueur: You drive a woman crazy. You little slut.
Charles Townsend: Bosley, I hope the Angels aren't being too rough on you.
Bosley: Man, please. I date fat women. What you talkin' 'bout?
James Clayton: All I know about the CIA is that they're a bunch of fat, old white guys who fell asleep when we needed them most.
Detective Malloy: Some women give terrible blowjobs. No rhythm at all. No sense of cock whatsoever.
Sgt. Nathan West: Those of you I find lacking will quit. And those of you who refuse to quit will have a training accident. This base suffers three training accidents a year. Unfortunate accidents that I will not hesitate to repeat if you cross me.
Samuel Jones: If I stay here very long, I might misbehave. Somebody might have to kill me.
Ron Launius: What the fuck am I going to do with a microwave?
John Holmes: You can heat food with it.
Ron Launius: The only thing I want to heat up right now is some dope.