Detective Malloy: Some women give terrible blowjobs. No rhythm at all. No sense of cock whatsoever.
Woo-jin Lee: Dae-su Oh talks too much.
Samuel Jones: If I stay here very long, I might misbehave. Somebody might have to kill me.
Le tueur: You drive a woman crazy. You little slut.
James Clayton: All I know about the CIA is that they're a bunch of fat, old white guys who fell asleep when we needed them most.
Ron Launius: What the fuck am I going to do with a microwave?
John Holmes: You can heat food with it.
Ron Launius: The only thing I want to heat up right now is some dope.
Scott: Carly, Carly, Carly, sweet pea, look at me. We are gonna get out of this, I swear to you, we are. Okay? We're gonna find a road, we're gonna get to a town, and we're goin' home. And we're gonna get married. All right? And we are never going into the woods again.
Blake: My best friend was just killed, Dad! So how about giving me some fucking space?
Van Family Son: I don't wanna die.
K.C.: You're not gonna die okay?
Shiori Kitano: The thing people fear most isn't dying, it's being forgotten.
Fideo: The man who wants nothing is invincible, cabron.
Inspector Lau Kin Ming: I'm a cop too.
Frank Mercer: You waited too long. No prize for you.
Susan: Was that a shark?
Daniel: I don't know. I think it was a dolphin.
Susan: No it wasn't a dolphin, because if it was you would be over there playing with it.
Detective Park Doo-Man: Do you get up each morning too?
Dave: You are all um, truly fortunate to have as a friend and colleague, uh, Mr. John Wayne Gacy.
Sean Vetter: They call us down here. They take away our weapons? They expect us to go into a building full of drunken cartel gunmen unarmed? I mean, that isn't fun.
Ty Frost: You're not gettin' paid to have fun. Good luck, gentlemen.
Will: The terrible thing about the truth is that sometimes you find it.