Steena Paulsson: I want to spend my life with you.
Young Coleman Silk: What are you doing Sunday?
Sarah Morton: Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.
Thomas Garrett: Oh, women. Can't live with 'em. Can't live with 'em.
Paul Rivers: We have lived on a fraud a long time.
Cody Banks: What was my mission again?
Natalie Connors: I think you were going to kiss me.
Snakehead: Treat him like a prince.
Psychologist: How would you rate the thrill you got from gambling, on a scale of one to 100?
Dan Mahowny: Um... hundred.
Psychologist: And what about the biggest thrill you've ever had outside of gambling?
Dan Mahowny: Twenty.
Jack: I bet you're a farm girl, aint ya?
Les Gault: What'd you do that for?
Joe Taylor: I had no use for it.
Les Gault: Must be worth something, though.
Joe Taylor: Not to me.