Jim Byrd: You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'.
Sheldon: I'll be in my office, the big one with a view.
Nora: They all have views, you dumb shit.
Sheldon: Not looking this way, cupcake.
Hinh: Sooner or later, Mr. Fowler, one has to take sides, if one is to remain human.
Khamtay: Why would you buy me those?
Jeffrey Dahmer: Because I like to do nice things for people. Makes me feel good about myself.
Khamtay: Are you some kind of nut?
Jeffrey Dahmer: That's sad.
Khamtay: What?
Jeffrey Dahmer: That we've gotten to a point where doing nice things for people is considered insane.
Justin: We have to pay for what we did.
Guo Yi: You know, Okwe, good at chess usually means bad at life. You do realise that she's in love with you, don't you? I've been with her 20 minutes, and I know it. But then, I'm bad at chess.
Detective Arango: Hey McCaleb! We don't need your doughnuts... or your shit! We've got enough of our own.
Gaylord Oaks: Welcome to Prague.
Jake Hayes: Looks like Newark.
Arpid: Let me tell you, after a hard day of looting and pillaging, there is no greater city than Gomorrah... except maybe Sodom.
Rayford Steele: What can you do?
Buck Williams: I can't do anything, but God can.
Captain Alexei Vostrikov: We will not fail.
Salvadoran Man: Lawyers are a waste of oxygen.
Medical Examiner: Give me a break, I had to jerk off twice this morning just to get my heart started.
Ecks: Where did you get all this ordnance?
Sever: Some women buy shoes.
Clark Devlin: Jimmy, I hate to say this, but don't take advice from women about women.
Kelly Gibbs: Have I told you lately how much I respect and admire you?
Zak Gibbs: Buy a car? Give money to Satan? Oh.
Slim: You know the deal, you're here as an observer. You pay attention to the clock. You do not engage in gun play unless it is strictly necessary. We do not depart from the plan in any way.
Jerry: Yeah, whatever you say. Only one thing, does this plan change any if you're dead?