Elvis: Uh, Mr. President... You're on the floor.
JFK: No shit?
Dodge: You want to build a raft?
Greer: I wanna build a raft.
Dr. Scott: You don't want to hurt anyone.
Samara Morgan: But I do, and I'm sorry. It won't stop. Everyone will suffer.
J.D.: I shot her five times. How was she still standing?
Rain: Bitch isn't standing now.
Jim: No, no. No, see this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea.
Emery: Where are Nick and Cathy, they should've been back by now. Why'd she have to go off on her own, anyway? That was extremely stupid.
Indrid Cold: Mary Klein cannot be found by looking. You will see her in time.
Laurie Strode: You failed, Michael. Want to know why? Because I'm not afraid of you. But what about you? Are you afraid of me? Are you afraid to die, Michael?
Kate Filmore: This guy sure moves quickly, he's just gone.
Tommy Ross: So... did your ceiling like... just collapse or something?
Carrie White: Yes. Yes my ceiling just collapsed, just now.
Tommy Ross: Whoa. Can I see it?
Carrie White: No.
Randy: She is the sexist sheriff in the whole country.
Alistair: Joseph Stalin said that the death of one person is a tragedy. The death of a million, a statistic.
Ben Carpenter: C'mon, you mother. Come to papa.
FBI Agent Jake Malloy: You're real good at kicking them when they're down, aren't you?
Noah: I do all right when they're standing up, too.
FBI Agent Jake Malloy: You never stood up to anybody.
Noah: Yeah? Well at least I'm there for my women.
Khamtay: Why would you buy me those?
Jeffrey Dahmer: Because I like to do nice things for people. Makes me feel good about myself.
Khamtay: Are you some kind of nut?
Jeffrey Dahmer: That's sad.
Khamtay: What?
Jeffrey Dahmer: That we've gotten to a point where doing nice things for people is considered insane.
Pinhead: All problems solved? Not so simple, I'm afraid.
Rod: I've been waiting for you.
Heather: How long have you been here?
Rod: Not long... Five thousand years.
Heather: Okay, that's long.