Escargoon: You Know, you're a real couch potato. You're as big as a couch and you're full of potatoes.
Dr. Phlox: It's unethical to harm a patient. However, I can inflict as much pain as I like.
Helga: Don't shoot or I'll kiss him again.
Milo Oblong: She's not bluffing! She'll do it! Her lips are like shark skin.
Aku: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
Barry: You know what?
Brennan: What?
Barry: You throw energy. I am energy.
Brennan: Your parents must be proud.
Eric Myers: Quantum Power.